Stupid ponders... - Page 3

Lomster · 26-08-2009, 00:54

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

What you doing later honey?

I am worried now what with you thinking some of those transexuals on telly were sexy :/

Fayshun · 26-08-2009, 01:06

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Originally Posted by Lomster

I am worried now what with you thinking some of those transexuals on telly were sexy :/

Hey, any port in a storm....

Will · 26-08-2009, 06:38

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

I'm not really thinking straight at the moment but there's something that's annoying me.

Can ducks suck? They kind of... what I would call kerwaffle if I had to name it... yeh. They kerwaffle the water and things. But like can they suck?

And what about blowing? If you put a candle infront of a duck could it blow it out?

I'm being serious too! I'm really confused and need to know!

Please feel free to add more stupid ponders that need answering so I don't feel so silly!

Duck suck? No me dear they have no lips. They also have no esophageal muscles hence when they drink/eat they have to tip their heads up and let it run down their necks. What they do is scoop water into their beaks and tip back and that's how they drink.

Blighter · 26-08-2009, 07:07

Must be a right pain in the neck if they get a leaf or something stuck

Will · 26-08-2009, 07:55

Tiggy · 26-08-2009, 10:47

I've thought this for years, wouldn't ducks look really silly with lips?

Many a time have I rofl'ed thinking about that!

Goose · 26-08-2009, 14:24

Have I been sniffing glue, or did Tiggy just make me picture a duck with lips?

Belmit · 26-08-2009, 14:28

I think it's harsh to call ducks 'Stupid ponders'.

Pheebs · 26-08-2009, 14:37

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Originally Posted by Belmit

I think it's harsh to call ducks 'Stupid ponders'.

I actually properly LOL.

Properly!

Still am! Actually crying here. Hahaha. Last time I laughed this much was at the "what do you call a donkey with.... ?" jokes!!

I've lost the plot.

Garp · 26-08-2009, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

I've lost the plot.

If you ever find it be sure to let me know, I've been searching for it for years!

26-08-2009, 07:07	#24
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26-08-2009, 07:55	#25
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26-08-2009, 10:47	#26
Tiggy Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Lincoln Posts: 1,059	I've thought this for years, wouldn't ducks look really silly with lips? Many a time have I rofl'ed thinking about that! __________________

26-08-2009, 14:24	#27
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Have I been sniffing glue, or did Tiggy just make me picture a duck with lips? __________________

26-08-2009, 14:28	#28
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I think it's harsh to call ducks 'Stupid ponders'. __________________