The Friday Thread - Page 3

Belmit · 18-03-2011, 15:58

Yes.

Pumpkinstew · 18-03-2011, 17:58

It's bad quality but it creases me up everytime

Have a good weekend.

Belmit · 18-03-2011, 23:14

This is amazing.

Garp · 19-03-2011, 07:14

A fantastic cover of that godawful Rebecca Black song..

Pumpkinstew · 25-03-2011, 16:41

Grr, broken gif. One moment.

Pumpkinstew · 25-03-2011, 16:49

Moores Law

Belmit · 08-04-2011, 15:36

Probably belongs in the Irrational Hatred thread, but is just as home in here. b3tard's irrational hatreds:

http://b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/

Some great ones so far! Contains naughty swears and possibly terrible puns on 'Irrational Hatreds', as is the usual theme on whatever the subject is that week.

Edit: This one. Is genius. Laughed out loud in the office.

Quote:

To get to my first ever office job I used to catch a train.
On the whole I didn't mind this. The services were frequent and mostly punctual, and it gave me an hour or so a day to sit quietly and read. Unfortunately though, my peace of mind was punctured daily by the presence of other commuters. Like me, they were quiet and slightly rushed people, probably on their way to work. I never spoke a word to any of them. Never knew their names or what they did. Their only crime was to be seen by me every day.

Each morning, filled with renewed loathing for my fellow passengers, I'd scowl at their faces over the top of my book, inventing ludicrous back stories and tortured futures for these hapless bastards. There was Larry Big Arse, whose hyper-extended buttocks in their overly tight black slacks always made me think of a homosexual Matt Damon. "Get a ****ing stairmaster, Larry, go jogging for ****S sake" I'd silently growl as he waddled along the carriage, past Sally Erection with her ubiquitous umbrella and perfect tits. "It's not raining, you handsome ****," I'd sob to myself between gritted teeth. "Why, just once, can't you leave the ****ing thing at home? Just once?" I had visions of confronting her. "It's JULY you dross bint! It hasn't rained in weeks! **** OFF!"

Then there was my arch nemesis, Corned Beef Graham. Earphones and a ginger goatee hanging from his stupid long ****ing face. I don't know what music he listened to, but I'll bet I ****ing hated it. His posture seemed designed purely to enrage me, a perfectly straight back with his oblong head flopping forward to absorb whatever ****ish magazine was sat on his ****ing lap. "I bet he goes home every night and eats corned beef ****ing sandwiches," I fumed. "****ing corned beef, corned beef, corned beef in ****ing everything. Daft ****ing corned beef eating ****."
I would have paid handsomely to see Corned Beef Graham fall over in public, just so I could ignore his pathetic requests for assistance. He didn't know how intently I watched him, just waiting for him to **** up.

Then I'd get to work – a tedious chore in a huge open plan anonymous office at the heart of a big city. Hundreds of co-workers, none of whom I knew. But the hateful ****s all got names too. ****pants, the One with the Face, Mo the **** …

I got a car eventually, and a better job. Funnily enough, people stopped being so hateful after that.

Pheebs · 08-04-2011, 16:26

Ahahahahahaha!

Wow he sounds like an utter psycho! But I like him

I do that with people but nice nice things not things of loathe and hatred!

Hehehe! Needed a giggle, getting miffed off with some DIY this afternoon when I just wanna be in the sun.

Smeeeeeeeeeeg.

Desmo · 08-04-2011, 20:56

That reads like something out of Fight Club

Belmit · 06-05-2011, 16:13

What. Is. This.

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Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	This is amazing. __________________

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Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	A fantastic cover of that godawful Rebecca Black song.. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

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25-03-2011, 16:49	#26
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08-04-2011, 16:26	#28
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Ahahahahahaha! Wow he sounds like an utter psycho! But I like him I do that with people but nice nice things not things of loathe and hatred! Hehehe! Needed a giggle, getting miffed off with some DIY this afternoon when I just wanna be in the sun. Smeeeeeeeeeeg. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

08-04-2011, 20:56	#29
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	That reads like something out of Fight Club __________________

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