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kaiowas · 12-05-2011, 12:47

The Italian Jog

A band of british crooks attempt to steal 4m in gold bullion in the middle of the Turin marathon.

Pumpkinstew · 12-05-2011, 13:16

The Grunge

In a remake of the classic oriental horror Sarah Michelle Gellar is stalked by malicious spirits which cause her hair to go lank and greasy, rip holes in all of her jeans and play Pearl Jam on the stereo.

Apocolypse Wow

North Korea suceeds in introducing a virus into a patch for the popular MMO World of Warcraft emptying the inventories of players everywhere during Blizz con. In the grip of a violent nerdrage cosplaying level seventy dwarf paladins riot in the Las Vegas conference venue causing millions of dollars of improvements and causing the National Guard to be deployed.
By helicopter.
Backed by the Ride of the Valkyries.

Pumpkinstew · 12-05-2011, 13:25

Big Pish

Tim Burton directs Ewen McGregor in a movie about a drunken scot who has a two hour pish. Better than Sweeny Todd.

Von Smallhausen · 12-05-2011, 13:54

High Plains Grifter.

Gritty western adventure where mysterious stranger Clint Eastwood arrives on his classic Raleigh bike to serve justice to a lawless town.

Will · 12-05-2011, 14:06

Awesome thread!

Roberta · 12-05-2011, 14:19

Ahahaha! I dun a bit of wee.

Desmo · 12-05-2011, 15:08

Requiem for a Cream
Women covered in jizz. They consume mind, body and soul. Once you're hooked, you're hooked. Four lives. Four addicts. Four failures. Despite their aspirations of greatness, they succumb to their addictions. Watching the addicts spiral out of control, we bear witness to the dirtiest, ugliest portions of bukkake. It is shocking and eye-opening but demands to be seen by both addicts and non-addicts alike.

Desmo · 12-05-2011, 15:14

Bridge on the Raver Kwai
The film deals with the situation of British prisoners of war during World War II who are ordered to build a bridge on Kwai, the local pill-popping raver. Their instinct is to sabotage the bridge but, under the leadership of Colonel Nicholson, they are persuaded that the bridge should be constructed as a symbol of British techno, rave and speed taken in random fields around the country. At first, the prisoners admire Nicholson when he bravely endures torture rather than compromise his principles for the benefit of the local pigs who clamp down on raving. He is an honourable but arrogant man, who is slowly revealed to be a deluded obsessive. He convinces himself that the bridge is a monument to British drugs, but actually is a monument to himself, and his insistence on its construction becomes a subtle form of collaboration with the enemy. Unknown to him, the Allies have sent a mission into the jungle, led by Warden and an American, Shears, to blow up the bridge and set Kwai the raver free to dance his ****ing tits off!

Desmo · 12-05-2011, 15:17

Scatface
Remake of the 1932 film, which follows the rise of Tony Montana, a Cuban ****face who, with his friend Manny Ray, builds a strong odour in early 1980's Miami.

Von Smallhausen · 12-05-2011, 15:17

Flash of The Titans.

Mythical adventure with Perseus, son of Zeus, who terrorises the ladies by exposing himself in this ancient Greek tale of semi-deity cock out action.

12-05-2011, 12:47	#21
kaiowas The Stig Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fightertown USA Posts: 1,458	The Italian Jog A band of british crooks attempt to steal 4m in gold bullion in the middle of the Turin marathon. __________________ Anal Fish Porn

12-05-2011, 13:16	#22
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	The Grunge In a remake of the classic oriental horror Sarah Michelle Gellar is stalked by malicious spirits which cause her hair to go lank and greasy, rip holes in all of her jeans and play Pearl Jam on the stereo. Apocolypse Wow North Korea suceeds in introducing a virus into a patch for the popular MMO World of Warcraft emptying the inventories of players everywhere during Blizz con. In the grip of a violent nerdrage cosplaying level seventy dwarf paladins riot in the Las Vegas conference venue causing millions of dollars of improvements and causing the National Guard to be deployed. By helicopter. Backed by the Ride of the Valkyries. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty. Last edited by Pumpkinstew; 12-05-2011 at 13:27.

12-05-2011, 13:25	#23
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	Big Pish Tim Burton directs Ewen McGregor in a movie about a drunken scot who has a two hour pish. Better than Sweeny Todd. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

12-05-2011, 13:54	#24
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	High Plains Grifter. Gritty western adventure where mysterious stranger Clint Eastwood arrives on his classic Raleigh bike to serve justice to a lawless town. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

12-05-2011, 14:06	#25
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Awesome thread! __________________ *No No!*

12-05-2011, 14:19	#26
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Ahahaha! I dun a bit of wee. __________________ I fell out of favour with Heaven somewhere, and I'm here for the hell of it now...

12-05-2011, 15:08	#27
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Requiem for a Cream Women covered in jizz. They consume mind, body and soul. Once you're hooked, you're hooked. Four lives. Four addicts. Four failures. Despite their aspirations of greatness, they succumb to their addictions. Watching the addicts spiral out of control, we bear witness to the dirtiest, ugliest portions of bukkake. It is shocking and eye-opening but demands to be seen by both addicts and non-addicts alike. __________________

12-05-2011, 15:14	#28
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Bridge on the Raver Kwai The film deals with the situation of British prisoners of war during World War II who are ordered to build a bridge on Kwai, the local pill-popping raver. Their instinct is to sabotage the bridge but, under the leadership of Colonel Nicholson, they are persuaded that the bridge should be constructed as a symbol of British techno, rave and speed taken in random fields around the country. At first, the prisoners admire Nicholson when he bravely endures torture rather than compromise his principles for the benefit of the local pigs who clamp down on raving. He is an honourable but arrogant man, who is slowly revealed to be a deluded obsessive. He convinces himself that the bridge is a monument to British drugs, but actually is a monument to himself, and his insistence on its construction becomes a subtle form of collaboration with the enemy. Unknown to him, the Allies have sent a mission into the jungle, led by Warden and an American, Shears, to blow up the bridge and set Kwai the raver free to dance his ****ing tits off! __________________

12-05-2011, 15:17	#29
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Scatface Remake of the 1932 film, which follows the rise of Tony Montana, a Cuban ****face who, with his friend Manny Ray, builds a strong odour in early 1980's Miami. __________________