Bigstan's not so healthy cooking thread. - Page 3

Mel · 22-04-2007, 20:05

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Originally Posted by Darrin

Mel, can I introduce you to my wife? She's practically a vegetarian, whereas I am a full-blooded Irish meat and potatoes kind of man.

I miss eating steak.....

Awww... I know how you feel. My ex / casual still dating partner (yeah yeah, you know how it is), doesn't eat beef, so it's very rare that we go out anywhere "meaty" for dinner. Whenever I get the chance I go out and get a nice juicy steak to grill at home, and if he's eating with me, he gets a wimpy chicken breast.

I did once play a part in turning a vegetarian back into a meat eater. His first meal was a big fat Mike's Burger!! Will knows what I'm talking about with that one..

Tak · 22-04-2007, 20:07

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Originally Posted by Miss Smilie

It's ok, it's stopped moo'ing - only just mind but thats the best way!

We like mooing, we like meat, we like big meat

we want meat

Will · 22-04-2007, 20:28

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Originally Posted by Mel

I did once play a part in turning a vegetarian back into a meat eater. His first meal was a big fat Mike's Burger!! Will knows what I'm talking about with that one..

So does Paul!

Meat rocks. Never trust a man/woman that doesn't like meat

Mel · 22-04-2007, 20:59

Yeah I know so does Paul but he never reads these threads anymore!!

Will · 22-04-2007, 21:40

I know the gay boy.

Mel · 22-04-2007, 21:43

Come on now Will... he's not a gay boy... he's a gay MAN

Dymetrie · 22-04-2007, 22:23

Stan you cooked that steak for faaaaaaaaaaaaaar too long!!!!

Looks nice though

Darrin · 23-04-2007, 02:04

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Originally Posted by dymetrie

Stan you cooked that steak for faaaaaaaaaaaaaar too long!!!!

Looks nice though

Ha, ha. So you're one of those that says, "Wipe it's arse and hack a slab off as it walks by."

Am I right?

Tak · 23-04-2007, 07:28

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Originally Posted by Darrin

Ha, ha. So you're one of those that says, "Wipe it's arse and hack a slab off as it walks by."

Am I right?

First - Fnar

Second - What is wrong with that? Sounds like the perfect way to serve steak to me

Darrin · 23-04-2007, 07:41

Funniest thing I ever saw was a steak house in Chicago when I was a newbie in the navy.

Several of us decided to treat ourselves to a steak dinner. We get there, are seated by a gorgeous woman waitress, and we give our order. One lad says he wants his steak rare. She asks how rare. He says he wants it to "moo" when he stabs it with his fork.

Anyways, conversation goes on, several beers are rented (yes, you don't buy beer, you rent it), and our dinners arrive. The waitress makes like she's leaving, but hangs around the table behind the lad who ordered his rare. Just as he's about to dig into his steak, she pulls something out of her apron. It's one of those toys that you turn upside down and when it's turned upright makes the sound of a barnyard animal. Hers just so happens to be that of a cow.

She timed it just perfect so that aas his fork stuck into the steak her toy made this VERY realistic "MOO"!! The look on the lad's face was absolutely priceless!! And the innocent "who me???" look of the waitress was fantastic. Of course the rest of us saw it coming and were all trying not to look like absolute idiots with beer coming out of our nostrils from laughing so hard!!

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Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Funniest thing I ever saw was a steak house in Chicago when I was a newbie in the navy. Several of us decided to treat ourselves to a steak dinner. We get there, are seated by a gorgeous woman waitress, and we give our order. One lad says he wants his steak rare. She asks how rare. He says he wants it to "moo" when he stabs it with his fork. Anyways, conversation goes on, several beers are rented (yes, you don't buy beer, you rent it), and our dinners arrive. The waitress makes like she's leaving, but hangs around the table behind the lad who ordered his rare. Just as he's about to dig into his steak, she pulls something out of her apron. It's one of those toys that you turn upside down and when it's turned upright makes the sound of a barnyard animal. Hers just so happens to be that of a cow. She timed it just perfect so that aas his fork stuck into the steak her toy made this VERY realistic "MOO"!! The look on the lad's face was absolutely priceless!! And the innocent "who me???" look of the waitress was fantastic. Of course the rest of us saw it coming and were all trying not to look like absolute idiots with beer coming out of our nostrils from laughing so hard!! __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".