What do you do with him? - Page 3

Daz · 26-09-2007, 13:21

If it was a chick, would you try to hit that?

Belmit · 26-09-2007, 13:22

...having literally already hit that.

Jonny69 · 26-09-2007, 13:33

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Originally Posted by Feek

I've got some handcuffs (real ones, not furry ones), I'd cuff him to some pipework or something else unmovable, phone the Police and stand over him with a large chunky firearm until they arrive.

/edit - 112, Will? I know it works, but surely 999 is more traditional

Don't forget to 'accidently' fire off a blank right next to him and look all wild like you don't really know what you're doing with the firearm. Sorry, what was that? I don't seem to be able to hear you...

Jonny69 · 26-09-2007, 13:34

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Originally Posted by Will

I've always used 112

Besides I thought they were going to scrap 999?

Surely they don't need to now we all use tone dialling phones?

Blackstar · 26-09-2007, 13:39

Probably tie him up and phone the police. No need to do any threatening etc really.

Dee · 26-09-2007, 13:43

Smother him in melted cheese and cat biscuits and let the kittahs eat him alive

mejinks · 26-09-2007, 13:46

Tie them in a comfortable position, but to something solid and when they wake up, try to find out why they have chosen this course of action in their lives.

Suggest they get help if they are doing it for drugs or cleptomania and be supportive, but firm making sure they realise that you are reporting it to the police, but its for their own good.

Be there for them if they decide to reform their lives and help in any way possible.

Fayshun · 26-09-2007, 13:58

Knock him over the head with something heavy, tie him to a chair with a sack over his head, while he's asleep fill my Jerrycan with water. When he comes round, squirt the sack with lighter fluid and splash the jerrycan of water over him. Then start flicking a zippo in front of his face, telling him he's picked the wrong house.

Or alternatively hide upstairs and send Lom down to deal with him.

Norky · 26-09-2007, 14:01

Ask for advice on the internet of course!

Feek · 26-09-2007, 14:25

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Originally Posted by Norky

Ask for advice on the internet of course!

That's a good point, is this why Jonny is asking?

26-09-2007, 13:21	#21
Daz The Stig Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Swad! Posts: 10,713	If it was a chick, would you try to hit that? __________________ apt-get moo

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Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	...having literally already hit that. __________________

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Blackstar Ambassador of Awesome Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Edinburger Posts: 3,676	Probably tie him up and phone the police. No need to do any threatening etc really. __________________ Jim Garrahy's Fudge Kitchen

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Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Knock him over the head with something heavy, tie him to a chair with a sack over his head, while he's asleep fill my Jerrycan with water. When he comes round, squirt the sack with lighter fluid and splash the jerrycan of water over him. Then start flicking a zippo in front of his face, telling him he's picked the wrong house. Or alternatively hide upstairs and send Lom down to deal with him. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

26-09-2007, 13:43	#26
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Smother him in melted cheese and cat biscuits and let the kittahs eat him alive

26-09-2007, 14:01	#29
Norky Nice weak cup of Earl Grey Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19	Ask for advice on the internet of course!