Farting in public

[MarcLister]

Originally Posted by Roberta

My youngest, Beck, is the most noxious smelling thing on earth.

Yesterday was parents evening at Kai's school and as I was alone all 3 kids came with me. I was sat talking to a teacher when the most foul stench began to creep in. There was that moment when the teacher looked at both me and Kai trying to work out which one of us it was. I would like to point out that Beck was actually sat about 6 feet away behind us on a row of chairs. He was sat next to his poor sister who looked green and 3 chairs away from him was a woman and her son with their hands over their faces.

It would be lovely if I was exaggerating but I'm not.

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by starscream

Girl A let one go when some bloke was going down on her apparantly Most embarrassing thing of her like apparantly

After a night on the booze I let a silent one go in a meeting with the IT director, the Finance Director and the Managing director. No sound but I'm sure they all smelt it.

Quite a few people here won't know about GirlA will they?


I had to hold in plenty of guffs today, well hold in the extremely loud ones let the rest out on the walk between the bus and the train.

[Feek]

I was dropping them last night during Ashes to Ashes that were so bad that both the other occupants of the room (one of them around ten feet away) were holding cushions over their noses. I seem to remember clearing MBs lounge of around 15 people a while back.

Is this something to be proud of?

Hell yes!

[Garp]

Some bloke this week farted silent but deadly whilst walking up the escalators in Holborn tube station.
Classy, apart from the fact I was a few steps behind him, head at arse level, and so cop'd a face full of it

[Stan_Lite]

Originally Posted by Garp

Some bloke this week farted silent but deadly whilst walking up the escalators in Holborn tube station.
Classy, apart from the fact I was a few steps behind him, head at arse level, and so cop'd a face full of it

That's always a hazard on stairs/escalators. When you stand somewhere where your face is less than a foot from someone's arse, you're always taking a gamble.

[Roberta]

Yoga classes always produce some prime comedy moments. You usually get one person who lets rip in certain position. It's easy to tell who it was as well because they don't come back to the class the next week!

[MarcLister]

If I need to fart whilst in public I break them up into mini-farts and dispose of them at spaced out intervals so as to lighten the load to so to speak.