Misheard Moosic! - Page 3

HollyThirtyFive · 21-05-2008, 13:46

I always hear the end of Dashboard Confessional - Hands down as

"You said that like you Man Tit, like you Man Tit"

When its "Meant it"

Belmit · 21-05-2008, 13:49

I was just about to go in search of this thread again myself!

When I first heard Monster by The Automatic I was convinced the line was 'What's that coming over the hill, is it a boxcar?'... and thought 'Why write a song about a tram?!'.

dimple · 21-05-2008, 18:58

I still sing 'In the pizza rain, the levees gonna break' by Led Zeppelin.
(Its 'If it keeps on raining')

Good site here - http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/

HollyThirtyFive · 22-05-2008, 13:47

I remember when I was younger mishearing an Alanis Morisette song to "We have farted does it matter?"

I think it was faulted. I cant remember what song it was!

Davey_Pitch · 22-05-2008, 14:41

Breathe by The Prodigy. Every time he growls "breathe with me" I hear my sisters version which is "free the binmen". Makes me giggle every time

Pheebs · 02-06-2008, 16:26

Lololol!

In bold, what I misheard, in italics where I laughed so much after it hurt!

Poetry In Motion:

When I see my baby
What do I see
PooOOoetry, poetry in moOotion

Poooeeetry in motion waaahlking by my side
Her lovely locomooootion
Keeps my eyes oOOoOOpEeen wiiYAde
Poetry in motion see her genitals [bwhahahaa] swaaay
A wave out on the ocean
Could never move that way [LOLOLOL]

I loooove every mooovement [HA HA!]
There's nothing IiIIii would change [O Rly?!]
She doesn't need improooovement

She's much too nice to ReEeARarrange [Hahhahahaaaa]

Poetry in motion daaaancing close to me
A flower of devotion for all the world to see [BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA *snort* hAHHAhaHAHHAHA]

Garp · 02-06-2008, 17:08

Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys.

I thought:
Fun, Fun, Fun till her daddy takes the car keys away.

How I got Car Keys instead of t-bird I don't know

Fayshun · 03-06-2008, 07:15

In "I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with me" by the Black Kids.

I hear "He's got two left feet and he bites my nose" but it's actually,

"He's got two left feet and he fights my moves".

(Still think mine's better)

SidewinderINC · 03-06-2008, 07:56

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

URL taken from purple haze, where Jimi sings "scuze me, while I kiss the sky" and it was very commonly misheard as kiss this guy

semi-pro waster · 30-07-2008, 22:10

Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up just came on the radio and I hear a slight change which suits the group so much better:
"When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have Boobies"

Allegedly the chorus should be:
"When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have Groupies"

And I can never hear Abba - Chiquitita without singing "Chicken tikka, you and I know". I'm not altogether convinced that it makes any less sense than singing about someone that sounds like a brand of bananas.

21-05-2008, 13:46	#21
HollyThirtyFive Tinkerbell Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex Posts: 743	I always hear the end of Dashboard Confessional - Hands down as "You said that like you Man Tit, like you Man Tit" When its "Meant it" __________________ Debut album "Waking Up" Avaliable on all iTunes stores, Amazon Mp3 Special Hand Made Ltd Edition: £10 via Paypal

21-05-2008, 13:49	#22
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I was just about to go in search of this thread again myself! When I first heard Monster by The Automatic I was convinced the line was 'What's that coming over the hill, is it a boxcar?'... and thought 'Why write a song about a tram?!'. __________________

22-05-2008, 13:47	#24
HollyThirtyFive Tinkerbell Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex Posts: 743	I remember when I was younger mishearing an Alanis Morisette song to "We have farted does it matter?" I think it was faulted. I cant remember what song it was! __________________ Debut album "Waking Up" Avaliable on all iTunes stores, Amazon Mp3 Special Hand Made Ltd Edition: £10 via Paypal

22-05-2008, 14:41	#25
Davey_Pitch I iz speshul Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,296	Breathe by The Prodigy. Every time he growls "breathe with me" I hear my sisters version which is "free the binmen". Makes me giggle every time __________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

02-06-2008, 16:26	#26
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Lololol! In bold, what I misheard, in italics where I laughed so much after it hurt! Poetry In Motion: When I see my baby What do I see PooOOoetry, poetry in moOotion Poooeeetry in motion waaahlking by my side Her lovely locomooootion Keeps my eyes oOOoOOpEeen wiiYAde Poetry in motion see her *genitals* [bwhahahaa] swaaay A wave out on the ocean Could never move that way [LOLOLOL] I loooove every mooovement [HA HA!] There's nothing IiIIii would change [O Rly?!] She doesn't need improooovement She's much too nice to ReEeARarrange [Hahhahahaaaa] Poetry in motion daaaancing close to me A flower of devotion for all the world to see [BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA snort* hAHHAhaHAHHAHA]* __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

21-05-2008, 18:58	#23
dimple Nice weak cup of Earl Grey Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 30	I still sing 'In the pizza rain, the levees gonna break' by Led Zeppelin. (Its 'If it keeps on raining') Good site here - http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/

02-06-2008, 17:08	#27
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys. I thought: Fun, Fun, Fun till her daddy takes the car keys away. How I got Car Keys instead of t-bird I don't know __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

03-06-2008, 07:15	#28
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	In "I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with me" by the Black Kids. I hear "He's got two left feet and he bites my nose" but it's actually, "He's got two left feet and he fights my moves". (Still think mine's better) __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

03-06-2008, 07:56	#29
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	http://www.kissthisguy.com/ URL taken from purple haze, where Jimi sings "scuze me, while I kiss the sky" and it was very commonly misheard as kiss this guy __________________ No Sig. Last edited by SidewinderINC; 03-06-2008 at 08:00.

30-07-2008, 22:10	#30
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up just came on the radio and I hear a slight change which suits the group so much better: "When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have Boobies" Allegedly the chorus should be: "When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have Groupies" And I can never hear Abba - Chiquitita without singing "Chicken tikka, you and I know". I'm not altogether convinced that it makes any less sense than singing about someone that sounds like a brand of bananas. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard