Oh...bum - Page 3

Matblack · 02-10-2008, 13:43

Check out the Zhejiang Sanmen Herod Mattress Co., Ltd.!

http://www.made-in-china.com/showroo...-for-Sofa.html

Admitedly you may have to import 10 tonnes of the stuff from China but that'll sort it and if it doesn't you can sit in the big coil of sping

MB

Matblack · 02-10-2008, 13:46

or

http://www.betterware.co.uk/productd...language=en-GB

SOFA SAVER!

MB

Mark · 02-10-2008, 14:03

That's pretty much where the Lino idea came from.

Jonny69 · 02-10-2008, 21:18

You could try and fix it but it's obviouslyy relieved itself in a place where it needed to go, so therefore it's probably more comfortable now it's modified itself to accomodate you. Plus it's broken in a place where it's not going to spike you in the bum, so kick back, relax and lap up the added relaxation provided

penski · 02-10-2008, 21:25

Your theories interest me; I would like to subcribe to your newsletter.

*n

mejinks · 02-10-2008, 21:42

A cheap fix is to braize the spring back together. Worked on my last sofa

CaptRugWash · 03-10-2008, 01:24

How about trying to lose some weight instead you heffer?

Pumpkinstew · 03-10-2008, 07:18

Ypu're not a proper man unless you at least attempt to mend it.

With power tools.

semi-pro waster · 03-10-2008, 11:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpkinstew

Ypu're not a proper man unless you at least attempt to mend it.

With power tools.

And any spare bits left over just show you've made it more efficient? I've played that game before, it's amazing how much inefficiency there is in modern designs.

I'd do the swapping positions on the sofa thing after I'd fixed it.

MarcLister · 03-10-2008, 16:50

Quote:

"Law...If you sit on this side, you can see the telly better..."

This! Most definitely.

View Poll Results: Dead sofa...
Ignore it like a hairy mole	2	6.67%
Try and fix it DIY-style like an ingrown toenail	11	36.67%
"Law...If you sit on this side, you can see the telly better..."	17	56.67%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

02-10-2008, 13:43	#21
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Check out the Zhejiang Sanmen Herod Mattress Co., Ltd.! http://www.made-in-china.com/showroo...-for-Sofa.html Admitedly you may have to import 10 tonnes of the stuff from China but that'll sort it and if it doesn't you can sit in the big coil of sping MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

02-10-2008, 13:46	#22
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	or http://www.betterware.co.uk/productd...language=en-GB SOFA SAVER! MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

02-10-2008, 21:18	#24
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	You could try and fix it but it's obviouslyy relieved itself in a place where it needed to go, so therefore it's probably more comfortable now it's modified itself to accomodate you. Plus it's broken in a place where it's not going to spike you in the bum, so kick back, relax and lap up the added relaxation provided __________________

02-10-2008, 21:25	#25
penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	Your theories interest me; I would like to subcribe to your newsletter. *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.

02-10-2008, 14:03	#23
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	That's pretty much where the Lino idea came from.

03-10-2008, 01:24	#27
CaptRugWash Columbian Coffee Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: On tour, washing rugs. Cumming to a rug near you! Posts: 61	How about trying to lose some weight instead you heffer? __________________

03-10-2008, 07:18	#28
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	Ypu're not a proper man unless you at least attempt to mend it. With power tools. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.