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Re Pheebs bumbum though, sounds nasty, I'm not going to ask how it happened as I think I know too much already 
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08-10-2008, 22:58
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How on earth can such a thing happen? It sounds incredibly painful
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Suddenly the logic behind the 'no medical threads' rule at the blue place becomes so much clearer.
Anal fissure. <wince><clench> Hope it's better soon, Pheebs.
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09-10-2008, 07:34
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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Fankoo for all your well wishes
How I got it (do not read if you're about to eat anything!) Ages ago I managed to get food poisoning and thus had an eruptive tummy which in turn caused me to get piles, which sadly never go away. What the Doc thinks happened is the piles flared up and whilst passing a stool one got caught and teared my inner self That little tear grew and grew and wouldn't heal... and that's how I'm here today  It deffo wasn't caused by rudes! My back passage is a one way system only - there's a perfectly fantastic hole just around the corner for that kind of thing  What's a banjo string? *confuddled* Sorry Jen... I was prepared to knock him out with my handbag and sneak him out through the window... but this Daniel Craig wouldn't have fitted out one! |
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My name is Daniel Craig..
I've changed it by dance pole! 
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ouch
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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