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The way I read this is that you had your knickers down you ankles whilst trying to film it on CCTV but you were caught when you pulled the red emergency cord and the kids ran away. You were caught by a camaera man holding a big melon... and you said "NOWAY IS THAT GOING NEAR ME". So you had to fight him off.. and this all happened at Splash landings... 
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10-10-2008, 16:38
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11-10-2008, 15:06
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tyneside
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10-10-2008, 16:17
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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1) Look at your watch whilst holding an open can of drink in the same hand. 2) Forget about a doorstep. 3) Give a rear engined RWD car with no clutch some beans in the snow. 4) Go out with a guy 5 years younger than you. Or at least an 18 year old when you are 23) 5) Get so drunk you are sick in bed.
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10-10-2008, 16:32
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Infinite Loop
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I think she means her knickers were stuck up her arse so she had to pull them out before she waded into the fight
 I'm sure they weren't around her ankles  then again this is Pebs
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10-10-2008, 16:33
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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1) Do something you're uncomfortable with just because you really like a guy 2) Forget who stood by you when no-one else did 3) Just complain if something really gets you down - if it upsets you that much do something about it! 4) Date a married man 5) Forget that just because people do bad things sometimes, that it doesn't automatically make them a bad person, just one that made mistakes.
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10-10-2008, 16:41
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,250
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1.) Mix tequilla with vodka 2.) Wash your jeans without checking and double checking your pockets. 3.) Pop outside and think the newspaper will prop the door open. 4.) Watch porn whilst you have the Media Player artist - title MSN plugin turned on. 5.) Put the immersion header on for 21 hours to "give the hot water a quick boost"
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10-10-2008, 16:58
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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1. Attempt to open your student house door when drunk and hungry by shoving your arm through the letter box. You may just get stuck and your "friends" may just leave you there for an hour with a packet of chips and some fairy liquid just out of your reach. 2. Boast (even jokingly) to a man you've just met that you could beat him at a game of pool and then play a game against him. He may just turn out to be Roni O Sullivan and you may end up looking very silly. 3. Go to the pub and have a few drinks before going to Christmas Midnight Mass. Although you think it's funny that the statue of Jesus looks like he's talking... no one else will. 4. Use face cleansing oil without checking the bottle - especially when you have sensitive skin. Nail varnish remover WILL make your face look like a baboons butt. 5. Meet a load of people for the first time and think it would be a fab idea to wear gold spandex, drinks lots of skittle vodka and then do some crazy air-saxophoning to some choons whilst in compromising positions when people have cameras. 6. (like pebs said - bite me ) Say to someone "what do you mean you don't know my name?!?" and then realise you've forgotten theirs. (Sorry Huddy )
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10-10-2008, 17:07
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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*Spot reserved* 1. While trying to chat up a fit Swedish girl, never feel so overwhelmed that you have to make a story up. Apparently I went to Sweden a few years back, fell off a moose and spent a month in hospital. The same thing happened to her father and he died. 2. Make innapropriate jokes with people you don't know. (Similar to 1.). Jade Goody getting cancer is hilarious, but perhaps finding out that the stranger's mother/daughter/etc., has the same thing after toasting a shot to the aforementioned celeb...isn't...funny. 3. Take a dump in a baby bath or bidet (the one where you shouldn't put a naked bottom near). Being too young can easily be forgiven, but being drunk isn't. 4. Forget to look around before letting rip and giving a huge *sigh*. The six examiners about to grill you might be old, but their sense of hearing and smell are certainly not senile. 5. Dress up in a scooby doo outfit, get a taxi into town to meet 15 other "friends" who in their normal clothes point and laugh. The buggers. They were all in it.
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10-10-2008, 18:24
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
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Inspired by a couple of other peoples experiences. 5a. Always check your passport isn't in your trouser pockets before putting them in the washing machine unless you have a spare £97 lying around (especially when you need it to go to work in two weeks  ).5b. Never dive head first into a swimming pool you're visiting for the first time when you can't read the sign that says "No diving past this point" because you haven't got your specs on.
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