06-08-2012, 20:45 | #3241 |
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AHahahaha! I like your ranty mc rant Will I would love to see their faces if you did that! It would be hilarious
I remember once I went to the gym and had a full blown work out sesh of immenseness. I made my way to the changing room only to witness a melted face in the mirror - smudged eyeliner everywhere! Completely forgot I had eyeliner and mascara on and I Looked like a right muppet! And that was just a touch of eye make up! God knows what these birds would look like after sweaty mc sweatyness!! Saying that, they probably just drink the free juice and sit on the bum wibbling machine so no sweatyness for them! BTW same problem too with headphones... and original ipod headphones used to zap me in the ear every 1seconds or so when I was doing treadmill stuff! Never happened on the road though! |
06-08-2012, 21:37 | #3242 |
Spinky-Spank
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I forgot my face wipes before going in the pool on Friday & had to wipe my face with toilet paper. Disaster. Looked like one of those pictures you made in infant school, bits of tissue everywhere. Got most of it off, showered, then went in. Came out, I looked like a feckin' panda and my eyes stung. Realised I had my goggles anyway, so to be honest, could have left my eye make up as it was.
My pet hate is people who don't shower before they go in the pool. There are several women who only let their backs get wet, they go in with hair up and full make up and say "well I'm not putting my hair in the water, so it's ok". But no because while you're swimming, you don't put your face in the water once? Not even a lip? or the bottom of your hairsprayed, producted up to buggery hair. Of course they do. Annoying.
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06-08-2012, 21:53 | #3243 | |
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ACS > * Love them, I'm looking at getting some of their universal IEMs and a set of custom sleeves. best of both worlds, custom hearing protection when I need it and custom headphones when I want them
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07-08-2012, 00:14 | #3244 | |
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Got a set of ER15 earplugs for gigs/motorsport, Sleeves for my Se530's and a set of ACS T1's. I wouldn't go anywhere else for anything hearing protection related.
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07-08-2012, 00:27 | #3245 |
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Trying to understand the bus routes/timetables for Edinburgh & the Park & Ride system.
My head actually hurts now
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07-08-2012, 05:47 | #3246 | |
Good Cat
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Women turn up for road races plastered in make up. There was a woman there last Wednesday with massive fake eyelashes on... FFS!! I was praying for rain
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07-08-2012, 07:02 | #3247 |
nipples lol (o)(o)
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Women who turn up to football matches (to watch) in full on make up and tottering about in "going out" outfits and/or heels really piss me off. I laughed my head off once when we scored a goal, one such girl jumped up and down a few times, her heel broke and she fell over
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07-08-2012, 11:46 | #3249 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Not checking my pockets before putting trousers in the washing machine.
Washed my jeans with a half empty packet of chewing gum in the pocket the other day. When I got the washing out of the machine, I noticed a couple of pieces in the machine so I checked my clothes and found a couple of pieces stuck to items of clothing so I had to scrape and re-wash. I thought I'd got it all until I got up this morning - having put on clean pyjamas last night. I stretched my arms once I got out of bed and a rogue piece of chewing gum wrenched out a large chunk of oxter hair. Made my eyes water and also made me use language that would be considered vile on the oil rig I work on
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07-08-2012, 12:25 | #3250 | |
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