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Old 24-08-2013, 16:38   #3541
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My favourite is when I have to yell "AH YES IM PSYCHIC! I KNEW YOU WERE TURNING!" Because they haven't frigging indicated!
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Old 27-08-2013, 09:15   #3542
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My personal indicator gripe is when people are turning right at a roundabout. Fair enough, they indicate that they are turning right, but then can't be bothered to change their indication to say when they are actually leaving the roundabout.

it sounds rare, but I see it all the time. You arrive at a roundabout junction and check the oncoming traffic. Someone is coming towards you indicating right, so you naturally presume they are heading off to a junction further around, so you have to stop and give way. Then they f**k off left down the road you have just come up. Yeah, thanks for making me stop unnecessarily.

When you give them an indication of your frustration they look at you gone out. "Hey, I was indicating, what's your problem?", my problem is that you were indicating right when turning left, you utter idiot!

For some reason I find this particular scenario even more annoying than the lazy f***tards who can't even summon up the energy to flick the indicator stalk at all.
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Old 27-08-2013, 20:55   #3543
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My personal indicator gripe is when people are turning right at a roundabout. Fair enough, they indicate that they are turning right, but then can't be bothered to change their indication to say when they are actually leaving the roundabout.

it sounds rare, but I see it all the time. You arrive at a roundabout junction and check the oncoming traffic. Someone is coming towards you indicating right, so you naturally presume they are heading off to a junction further around, so you have to stop and give way. Then they f**k off left down the road you have just come up. Yeah, thanks for making me stop unnecessarily.

When you give them an indication of your frustration they look at you gone out. "Hey, I was indicating, what's your problem?", my problem is that you were indicating right when turning left, you utter idiot!

For some reason I find this particular scenario even more annoying than the lazy f***tards who can't even summon up the energy to flick the indicator stalk at all.
That's one of mine too. I have corrected people when I've been a passenger in their cars before - taxi drivers aren't usually too impressed by my advice
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Old 27-08-2013, 23:46   #3544
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Haha! Vol that confused me then... I was like "but... they are indicating the right way"

... been riding on the wrong side of the road for too long now! I'm turning to the dark side!
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Old 28-08-2013, 11:43   #3545
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lol, you've been driving on the wrong side of the road for too long!!
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Old 28-08-2013, 16:46   #3546
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My personal indicator gripe is when people are turning right at a roundabout. Fair enough, they indicate that they are turning right, but then can't be bothered to change their indication to say when they are actually leaving the roundabout.

it sounds rare, but I see it all the time. You arrive at a roundabout junction and check the oncoming traffic. Someone is coming towards you indicating right, so you naturally presume they are heading off to a junction further around, so you have to stop and give way. Then they f**k off left down the road you have just come up. Yeah, thanks for making me stop unnecessarily.

When you give them an indication of your frustration they look at you gone out. "Hey, I was indicating, what's your problem?", my problem is that you were indicating right when turning left, you utter idiot!

For some reason I find this particular scenario even more annoying than the lazy f***tards who can't even summon up the energy to flick the indicator stalk at all.
Me too. HATE THIS.
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Old 28-08-2013, 21:58   #3547
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Seems to be a lot of people round here that either indicate right on a roundabout and go straight on, or go first exit from the right lane. WTF?!
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Old 29-08-2013, 10:29   #3548
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Today's gripe...

Sellers on eBay who post the same frikken thing a million times with a slight variance in the listing


Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 316i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 318i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 320i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 316d
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 318d
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 320d
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 520i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 523i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 525i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 528i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 530i
Tyre: KangFong Prastic MaxiSlip 205x45x17 BMW 535i

and so on, for page after frikken page!! Grrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 29-08-2013, 11:21   #3549
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Can't argue with that. There's also a company in Kent that has multiple accounts and insists on putting "genuine" in all their listings. Not because it's a genuine Saab spark plug, but because its a genuine spark plug (are there fake ones?). Ebay don't seem to understand that this is serious keyword spamming. When I block their seller names from a search, the number of hits drops by thousands. Just a shame ebay won't let you permanently block a seller...
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Old 30-08-2013, 10:23   #3550
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lol, yeah I saw something like that the other day like "genuine rubber hose" or "genuine nut and bolt set" or something that made me think "how is there anything in that item that requires justifying with the word 'genuine'?"

Oh, and I think I've said this before, but "L@@K"... makes my blood boil!

/EDIT Haha, just got this in my email. For some reason I have a supplier as a favorite and they are now selling....

"100% BOSCH 044 FUEL PUMP"

Nah, I only need an 80% BOSCH 044 FUEL PUMP!!

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