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Old 25-02-2009, 09:15   #31
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all very well, but can you use it ?

i always say, i am an expert lover

my sexual techniques are second to none, this is how i make up for my lack of penis length

i have slept with over 50 women, a reasonable tally but not massive by any strech of the imagination. i learned more in the 2 long term relationships i have had, about what women want sexually, than i ever did during one night stands.

i like to perform cunnilingus during foreplay, but i like to combine this with digital stimulation of the g spot. ime you cannot fail to make a girl cum.. hard

but there are the odd few that just dont like certain parts touched, an ex mrs hated direct clitoral stimulation, it was far to sensitive but then my last mrs liked me to chew on the f****r

curious creatures, women
Luke is the clit commander!
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Old 25-02-2009, 09:20   #32
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Ok I just spat rice crispies all over my laptop!

I havent got a penis either so cant answer that, but in my opinion its not all about the size. I slept with someone years back who was rather large but he didnt have a clue what to do with it, so was therefore rather crap in bed. Similarly I slept with someone who was well below average but he more than made up for it in other ways, and his smaller size didnt bother me in the least. Its not all about the actual act of sex either, there are other factors that make someone good in bed.

And now I shall go back to picking rice crispies out of my keyboard.
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Old 25-02-2009, 09:59   #33
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.. whilst eating your breakfast
You were eating cock for breakfast?

You've got yourself a keeper there Desmo.
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Old 25-02-2009, 10:56   #34
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I wish
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Old 25-02-2009, 11:13   #35
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Not quite
Just like a banana. Actually that doesn't really make it sound too much better, the bananas in our bowl are pretty extreme
There's one question - to the left, or the right? I can't remember the difference, but I'm sure there is one.
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Old 25-02-2009, 12:27   #36
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Luke is the clit commander!
Good film that

Mine is just over 6"
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Old 25-02-2009, 12:41   #37
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12" but is never use it as a rule!
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Old 25-02-2009, 12:51   #38
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12" but is never use it as a rule!
That's not a penis, it's a foot.
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Old 25-02-2009, 13:11   #39
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12" but is never use it as a rule!
lol, very clever .
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Old 25-02-2009, 13:39   #40
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Get the ruler out you poof
So he won't get his genitalia out on your say-so, he refuses to measure it for you and post the results on a public forum, and you're calling *him* the poof?

I don't know about clit commander but you're a would-be instigator of a circle jerk no doubt

Were you in the Scouts by any chance? Isn't that the sort of thing they get up to?
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