12-05-2011, 15:23 | #31 |
I'm Free
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Miami Lice.
Remake of the hit 1980s series. Join Crockett and Tubbs as they trawl the seedy Miami underworld catching more than just pimps as they pay a visit to the clap clinic for a severe case of itchy rubik's cubes.
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12-05-2011, 15:27 | #32 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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Kill Dill
The chef wakes up after a long coma. The herb that she carried before entering the coma is gone. The only thing on her mind is to have revenge on the culinary team that betrayed her - a kitchen she was once part of. Schindler's Fist In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes more accepting to his bondage mistress' forceful demands. Se8en Three detectives, a rookie and a veteran, hunt a numerically-challenged serial killer.
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12-05-2011, 15:35 | #33 |
I'm Free
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Romancing the Scone.
Michael Douglas has some explaining to do when caught shagging a fruit scone by Catherine Zeta Jones.
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12-05-2011, 15:37 | #34 |
Pole Model
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Some of these are awesome!
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12-05-2011, 15:59 | #35 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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Pemento
A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses chili peppers to hunt for the man he thinks stuffed his olive.
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12-05-2011, 17:08 | #36 |
Absinthe
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The Faptastic Four
Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway wear skintight costumes. Maybe they have superpowers or something, it doesn't really matter.
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12-05-2011, 17:10 | #37 |
Absinthe
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Dr Poolittle
He doesn't talk to the animals but he is overworked, overtired and chronically constipated.
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12-05-2011, 17:40 | #38 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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Once Upon A Time In The Vest
A long, drawn out 5-hour saga of a day in the life of an unemployed man.
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12-05-2011, 17:48 | #39 |
Crispy Coated
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Top Nun
I don't think I need to say anymore than Nuns in Jets.
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12-05-2011, 18:20 | #40 |
Spinky-Spank
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Muriel's Weeding
Abba-obsessed Aussie girl has dreams of running a landscape gardening business with the man of her dreams. She trawls B&Q having polaroid snaps taken of her posing with various gardening implements which she puts into a huge 'gardening scrapbook' while scouring lonely hearts' ads. Bridget Jones' Dairy 'Girl about town' Bridget has a 30-something crisis and ditches her City life and job in publishing to work for Cravendale. Hopeful that cream always rises to the top, Bridget dreams of one day, owning her very own dairy farm and finds herself in a saucy love-triangle with the dashing Sales Representative and the rugged farmhand.
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"You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher Last edited by Kitten; 12-05-2011 at 18:24. |