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Old 12-05-2011, 15:23   #31
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Miami Lice.

Remake of the hit 1980s series. Join Crockett and Tubbs as they trawl the seedy Miami underworld catching more than just pimps as they pay a visit to the clap clinic for a severe case of itchy rubik's cubes.
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Old 12-05-2011, 15:27   #32
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Kill Dill

The chef wakes up after a long coma. The herb that she carried before entering the coma is gone. The only thing on her mind is to have revenge on the culinary team that betrayed her - a kitchen she was once part of.

Schindler's Fist

In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes more accepting to his bondage mistress' forceful demands.

Se8en

Three detectives, a rookie and a veteran, hunt a numerically-challenged serial killer.
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Old 12-05-2011, 15:35   #33
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Romancing the Scone.

Michael Douglas has some explaining to do when caught shagging a fruit scone by Catherine Zeta Jones.
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Old 12-05-2011, 15:37   #34
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Some of these are awesome!
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Old 12-05-2011, 15:59   #35
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Pemento

A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses chili peppers to hunt for the man he thinks stuffed his olive.
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Old 12-05-2011, 17:08   #36
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The Faptastic Four

Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway wear skintight costumes. Maybe they have superpowers or something, it doesn't really matter.
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Old 12-05-2011, 17:10   #37
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Dr Poolittle

He doesn't talk to the animals but he is overworked, overtired and chronically constipated.
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Old 12-05-2011, 17:40   #38
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Once Upon A Time In The Vest

A long, drawn out 5-hour saga of a day in the life of an unemployed man.
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Old 12-05-2011, 17:48   #39
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Top Nun

I don't think I need to say anymore than Nuns in Jets.
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Muriel's Weeding

Abba-obsessed Aussie girl has dreams of running a landscape gardening business with the man of her dreams. She trawls B&Q having polaroid snaps taken of her posing with various gardening implements which she puts into a huge 'gardening scrapbook' while scouring lonely hearts' ads.


Bridget Jones' Dairy

'Girl about town' Bridget has a 30-something crisis and ditches her City life and job in publishing to work for Cravendale. Hopeful that cream always rises to the top, Bridget dreams of one day, owning her very own dairy farm and finds herself in a saucy love-triangle with the dashing Sales Representative and the rugged farmhand.
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