Eating dead stuff from the garden - Page 4

Jonny69 · 23-06-2012, 20:13

They would have loved the bit when I was in the garage with a cleaver above my head about to whack the head off, when in walked my neighbour who had been away for 3 years travelling. I was like "Hi Sandy, long time no see! Uh, try and ignore what I'm doing... how the hell are you?"

Desmo · 07-07-2012, 21:38

Have to say Jonny, you are probably the coolest person I know.

Fayshun · 08-03-2013, 06:56

Random bumpage, due to random browsing.

Was talking to one of my Sgts t'other day at work. He clumped a deer on the way home one day so stuck the cadaver in the boot and butchered it in his shed. Free venison! Disposal of the carcass was a bit of a 'mare as it happened the day after the fortnightly bin collection. Apparently he got nasty looks off the binmen when they finally collected said bin.

I think he's got quite a bit of land as he's got sheep who are currently "lambing". I asked if they were pets and he replied "Hell no, they're future dinners!!"

23-06-2012, 20:13	#31
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	They would have loved the bit when I was in the garage with a cleaver above my head about to whack the head off, when in walked my neighbour who had been away for 3 years travelling. I was like "Hi Sandy, long time no see! Uh, try and ignore what I'm doing... how the hell are you?" __________________ Last edited by Jonny69; 10-07-2012 at 17:38.

07-07-2012, 21:38	#32
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Have to say Jonny, you are probably the coolest person I know. __________________

08-03-2013, 06:56	#33
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Random bumpage, due to random browsing. Was talking to one of my Sgts t'other day at work. He clumped a deer on the way home one day so stuck the cadaver in the boot and butchered it in his shed. Free venison! Disposal of the carcass was a bit of a 'mare as it happened the day after the fortnightly bin collection. Apparently he got nasty looks off the binmen when they finally collected said bin. I think he's got quite a bit of land as he's got sheep who are currently "lambing". I asked if they were pets and he replied "Hell no, they're future dinners!!" __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...