Stupid things people say at work - Page 4

Tak · 27-09-2007, 21:18

And breathe!!!

Belmit · 27-09-2007, 21:51

Another one from Jon today:

"On my way back from town I saw this really tall woman and as I got closer I realised it was a man in women's clothes. But it's OK because a few seconds later it was cancelled out because I saw a woman wearing men's clothes. Big fat lesbian."

BBx · 28-09-2007, 09:55

Seriously!! I just got a reply to my email!!! :/

From:"Lucy"
To:Marketing Issue Tracker
Subject:RE: [Ticket#400523] Friday Quiz
Created:27/09/2007 14:35:06

Hi Mei Ling,

I have tried to save this to my computer but I already have a file named
as this and I don't want to delete it.

Sorry to be a pain,

Lucy

-----Original Message-----
From: Ask
Sent: 26 September 2007 17:13
To: Lucy
Subject: Re: [Ticket#400523] Friday Quiz

Hi Lucy

Once this file is saved to your computer you click on the icon with the
right hand button mouse and go to 'rename' and then you can change it to whatever you like!

Thanks,

Mei Ling

Please respond to this email, and not to my personal email address.

From:"Lucy"
To:Marketing Issue Tracker

Hi Mei Ling,
Could I be a really pain and ask you to label the Friday quiz flyer
for this week as 'Champagnefriday4'
Thank you very much

Lucy

Thing is..she isn't one of the 'thick' consultants... so I thought!

BB x

Justsomebloke · 28-09-2007, 10:47

Said to me by Many Employers.

"No mate I am afraid i cannot offer you a job"

or

"You just don't have the Experience to be a Road Sweeper"

or

"What qualifications do you have" ( When going for a warehouse job )

About the Stupidest things i hear when i try to get work

killerkebab · 28-09-2007, 11:03

Up until last night at 8pm, I worked as a customer assistant in M&S...

Me: Okay that comes up to £315.22, please enter your PIN sir.
Customer: Seven, Two, Four, One.
Me: I meant into the keypad sir, I shouldn't know your PIN.
(The fact that I still remember it should worry him

)

Justsomebloke · 28-09-2007, 11:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerkebab

Class

27-09-2007, 21:18	#31
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	And breathe!!! __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

27-09-2007, 21:51	#32
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Another one from Jon today: "On my way back from town I saw this really tall woman and as I got closer I realised it was a man in women's clothes. But it's OK because a few seconds later it was cancelled out because I saw a woman wearing men's clothes. Big fat lesbian." __________________

28-09-2007, 10:47	#34
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Said to me by Many Employers. "No mate I am afraid i cannot offer you a job" or "You just don't have the Experience to be a Road Sweeper" or "What qualifications do you have" ( When going for a warehouse job ) About the Stupidest things i hear when i try to get work __________________

28-09-2007, 11:03	#35
killerkebab Vodka Martini Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bristol/Reading Posts: 656	Up until last night at 8pm, I worked as a customer assistant in M&S... Me: Okay that comes up to £315.22, please enter your PIN sir. Customer: Seven, Two, Four, One. Me: I meant into the keypad sir, I shouldn't know your PIN. (The fact that I still remember it should worry him ) __________________

28-09-2007, 09:55	#33
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	Seriously!! I just got a reply to my email!!! :/ From:"Lucy" To:Marketing Issue Tracker Subject:RE: [Ticket#400523] Friday Quiz Created:27/09/2007 14:35:06 Hi Mei Ling, I have tried to save this to my computer but I already have a file named as this and I don't want to delete it. Sorry to be a pain, Lucy -----Original Message----- From: Ask Sent: 26 September 2007 17:13 To: Lucy Subject: Re: [Ticket#400523] Friday Quiz Hi Lucy Once this file is saved to your computer you click on the icon with the right hand button mouse and go to 'rename' and then you can change it to whatever you like! Thanks, Mei Ling Please respond to this email, and not to my personal email address. From:"Lucy" To:Marketing Issue Tracker Hi Mei Ling, Could I be a really pain and ask you to label the Friday quiz flyer for this week as 'Champagnefriday4' Thank you very much Lucy Thing is..she isn't one of the 'thick' consultants... so I thought! BB x