Nursery Rhymes... - Page 4

Flibster · 12-09-2007, 22:01

Oooh, the classic by Spike Miligna, that famous typing error.

My name is Fred Fernakapan,
I walk about the town.
Sometimes, with my trousers up,
And sometimes, with them down.
And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
But, when they were only half way up,
I was arrested.

Roberta · 12-09-2007, 22:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flibster

Oooh, the classic by Spike Miligna, that famous mistype.

My name is Fred Fernakapan,
I walk about the town.
Sometimes, with my trousers up,
And sometimes, with them down.
And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
But, when they were only half way up,
I was arrested.

Why did I picture Huddy?

Flibster · 12-09-2007, 23:18

More from me...

Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard,
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
But when she bent over, up popped Rover!
And gave her a bone of his own.

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides,
And every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt, twas split right up the front,
But she didn't wear that one very often...

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, "What have you got there? "
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dumb ****!

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, he was strange that way.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Franky.

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them in the garden,
To see if they would get on ok!

There was a little girl, who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very very good,
But when she was bad, she got a Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.

How about some enviromentally friendly ones?

Dr Foster, went to Glouster,
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And said...
Why's the water taken all the skin of my legs??

Red sky at night,
Shepherds delight.
Sheep drowned in morning?
Global warming.

Simon/~Flibster

Muban · 12-09-2007, 23:50

Halfway down the stairs
Is a stair where I sit
There isn't any other stair quite like it
I'm not at the bottom
I'm not at the top
So this is the stair where I always stop

Halfway up the stairs
Isn't up, and isn't down
It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town
all sorts of funny thoughts
Run round my head
It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead!

James James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great
Care of his Mother
Though he was only three
James James said to his Mother
"Mother" he said, said he
"You must never go down
to the end of the town
if you don't go down with me"

James James
Morrisons Mother..........

Then I get all confused after that, but I do know she didn't do what she was told!

Curly locks, curly locks, will thou be mine?
Thou shall not wash dishes, nor yet feed the swine
But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam
And feed upon strawberries, sugar, and cream

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his somethingorother pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "What a good boy am I"

Georgey Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
Georgey Porgy ran away

hmmmm.......... what others?

Mondays child is fair of face
Tuesdays child is full of grace
Wednesdays is full of woe
Thursdays child has far to go
Fridays child works hard for a living
Saturdays child is loving and giving
but the child that is born on the sabbath day
is bonny, blithe, good and gay

Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake
Bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with 'B'
and put it in the oven for Baby and me

Justsomebloke · 13-09-2007, 00:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muban

Halfway down the stairs
Is a stair where I sit
There isn't any other stair quite like it
I'm not at the bottom
I'm not at the top
So this is the stair where I always stop

Halfway up the stairs
Isn't up, and isn't down
It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town
all sorts of funny thoughts
Run round my head
It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead!

Wasn't that sung by Kermit's little Nephew ?
Great song & i only sang it last week to my Niece

Flibster · 13-09-2007, 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by malc30

Wasn't that sung by Kermit's little Nephew ?
Great song & i only sang it last week to my Niece

Yup. His nephew Robin.

Always prefered Beaker...

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Kell_ee001 · 13-09-2007, 00:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flibster

12-09-2007, 22:01	#31
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	Oooh, the classic by Spike Miligna, that famous typing error. My name is Fred Fernakapan, I walk about the town. Sometimes, with my trousers up, And sometimes, with them down. And when they were up, they were up. And when they were down, they were down. But, when they were only half way up, I was arrested. __________________

12-09-2007, 23:18	#33
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	More from me... Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard, To fetch her poor doggy a bone But when she bent over, up popped Rover! And gave her a bone of his own. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides, And every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt, twas split right up the front, But she didn't wear that one very often... Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, "What have you got there? " Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dumb ****! Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, he was strange that way. Jack and Jill went up the hill, To have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill, And now there's little Franky. Mary had a little lamb, She also had a duck. She put them in the garden, To see if they would get on ok! There was a little girl, who had a little curl, Right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, she was very very good, But when she was bad, she got a Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car. How about some enviromentally friendly ones? Dr Foster, went to Glouster, In a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle, Right up to his middle, And said... Why's the water taken all the skin of my legs?? Red sky at night, Shepherds delight. Sheep drowned in morning? Global warming. Simon/~Flibster __________________

12-09-2007, 23:50	#34
Muban Shoes, Boobs & Corsets Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The fastest town in Scotland Posts: 1,882	Halfway down the stairs Is a stair where I sit There isn't any other stair quite like it I'm not at the bottom I'm not at the top So this is the stair where I always stop Halfway up the stairs Isn't up, and isn't down It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town all sorts of funny thoughts Run round my head It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead! James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Took great Care of his Mother Though he was only three James James said to his Mother "Mother" he said, said he "You must never go down to the end of the town if you don't go down with me" James James Morrisons Mother.......... Then I get all confused after that, but I do know she didn't do what she was told! Curly locks, curly locks, will thou be mine? Thou shall not wash dishes, nor yet feed the swine But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam And feed upon strawberries, sugar, and cream Little Jack Horner sat in the corner Eating his somethingorother pie, He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum And said "What a good boy am I" Georgey Porgy pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play Georgey Porgy ran away hmmmm.......... what others? Mondays child is fair of face Tuesdays child is full of grace Wednesdays is full of woe Thursdays child has far to go Fridays child works hard for a living Saturdays child is loving and giving but the child that is born on the sabbath day is bonny, blithe, good and gay Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake Bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you can Pat it and prick it and mark it with 'B' and put it in the oven for Baby and me __________________ well, not to put a too fine point to it, he was discovered.. in the lounge Last edited by Muban; 13-09-2007 at 00:04.