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Goose · 09-07-2008, 21:25

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Originally Posted by Feek

Didn't we arrange that you're coming via here?

I can't turn down a man with a gun.

iCraig · 09-07-2008, 21:31

I'm not going to lie, I'd be dead within a week. Drink, drugs, chronic masturbation and driving a Veyron around town like my arse is on fire.

Haly · 09-07-2008, 21:49

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Originally Posted by iCraig

driving a Veyron around town like my arse is on fire.

Good call

petemc · 09-07-2008, 21:58

Veyron? Pfft. I'd be dead in hours after crashing an F22 or something. It'd be a classic flight sim manouver. Take off, start to do a loop, see that the ground is quickly approaching and then pull back. *boom*

Stan_Lite · 10-07-2008, 06:48

I would pour very expensive whisky down my neck constantly so that any vampire who bit be would be too pissed to finish the job. Or, I might just succumb, become one of the undead and roam the earth looking for small mammals to bite

Will · 10-07-2008, 07:57

I'd be too pragmatic and realise that the food will go off in a few years time and no more food will be produced. Of course I could live off fruit and veg that I could grow. And I have hunted, gutted, and hung game and other meats before. Nature would take over ultimately, lots of cows, sheep and other animals multiplying like mad. I've milked cows before, so I'd be sorted for milk too. I'd probably die relatively early owing to any illnesses I received as I'd be limited to curing myself or receiving healthcare, so I'd raid a hospital for some morphine - just in case.

You'd have to assume that the electricity would conk out after a while too - so I'd have to aquire some generators. Fuel would last me a life time obviously.

I think I'd get bored, I'd have to attempt to travel across the continents - getting to Europe would be easy, and ergo Africa, Asia become instantly accessible.

There would be more than enough resources if you were resourceful enough to do it. I think in my most pragmatic state I'd take ownership of a small farm, maybe both dairy and arable, but certainly with enough animals to sustain meat/dairy production. If I can get round making wheat I could make bread easily enough...

I think I'd die of lonliness first though - and keeping alive would be a full time job. I know I have the skills to keep myself alive and to be self sufficient, but I wouldn't want to do it.

Kell_ee001 · 10-07-2008, 08:17

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Originally Posted by Will

I'd be too pragmatic and realise that the food will go off in a few years time and no more food will be produced. Of course I could live off fruit and veg that I could grow. And I have hunted, gutted, and hung game and other meats before. Nature would take over ultimately, lots of cows, sheep and other animals multiplying like mad. I've milked cows before, so I'd be sorted for milk too. I'd probably die relatively early owing to any illnesses I received as I'd be limited to curing myself or receiving healthcare, so I'd raid a hospital for some morphine - just in case.

You'd have to assume that the electricity would conk out after a while too - so I'd have to aquire some generators. Fuel would last me a life time obviously.

I think I'd get bored, I'd have to attempt to travel across the continents - getting to Europe would be easy, and ergo Africa, Asia become instantly accessible.

There would be more than enough resources if you were resourceful enough to do it. I think in my most pragmatic state I'd take ownership of a small farm, maybe both dairy and arable, but certainly with enough animals to sustain meat/dairy production. If I can get round making wheat I could make bread easily enough...

I think I'd die of lonliness first though - and keeping alive would be a full time job. I know I have the skills to keep myself alive and to be self sufficient, but I wouldn't want to do it.

Oooorrrrr.... you could just join Belmit on Nelson's Column

Will · 10-07-2008, 11:36

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Originally Posted by Kell_ee001

Oooorrrrr.... you could just join Belmit on Nelson's Column

I ain't go up no one's column!!!

Darrin · 10-07-2008, 14:42

I think I'd go set everything and go start my own WW3. If there's nobody left, no reason not to finish it all off now, is there?

Belmit · 10-07-2008, 15:40

I read that as WWE! Hahaha!

09-07-2008, 21:31	#32
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	I'm not going to lie, I'd be dead within a week. Drink, drugs, chronic masturbation and driving a Veyron around town like my arse is on fire. __________________

09-07-2008, 21:58	#34
petemc Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nr Liverpewl Posts: 4,371	Veyron? Pfft. I'd be dead in hours after crashing an F22 or something. It'd be a classic flight sim manouver. Take off, start to do a loop, see that the ground is quickly approaching and then pull back. boom __________________ Thats no hamster, its a space station!

10-07-2008, 06:48	#35
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	I would pour very expensive whisky down my neck constantly so that any vampire who bit be would be too pissed to finish the job. Or, I might just succumb, become one of the undead and roam the earth looking for small mammals to bite __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

10-07-2008, 07:57	#36
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I'd be too pragmatic and realise that the food will go off in a few years time and no more food will be produced. Of course I could live off fruit and veg that I could grow. And I have hunted, gutted, and hung game and other meats before. Nature would take over ultimately, lots of cows, sheep and other animals multiplying like mad. I've milked cows before, so I'd be sorted for milk too. I'd probably die relatively early owing to any illnesses I received as I'd be limited to curing myself or receiving healthcare, so I'd raid a hospital for some morphine - just in case. You'd have to assume that the electricity would conk out after a while too - so I'd have to aquire some generators. Fuel would last me a life time obviously. I think I'd get bored, I'd have to attempt to travel across the continents - getting to Europe would be easy, and ergo Africa, Asia become instantly accessible. There would be more than enough resources if you were resourceful enough to do it. I think in my most pragmatic state I'd take ownership of a small farm, maybe both dairy and arable, but certainly with enough animals to sustain meat/dairy production. If I can get round making wheat I could make bread easily enough... I think I'd die of lonliness first though - and keeping alive would be a full time job. I know I have the skills to keep myself alive and to be self sufficient, but I wouldn't want to do it. __________________ *No No!*

10-07-2008, 14:42	#39
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	I think I'd go set everything and go start my own WW3. If there's nobody left, no reason not to finish it all off now, is there? __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

10-07-2008, 15:40	#40
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I read that as WWE! Hahaha! __________________