Boat Drinks  

Go Back   Boat Drinks > General > General Disruption

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 26-01-2009, 14:19   #41
Wryel
Absinthe
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,148
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfmad View Post
What's the point? I'm scanning items, who gives a toss where I'm putting them? Why don't they want you to use reusable bags?

Had similar experiences before when even though I've scanned something I've to wait on assistance, which usually means someone coming up, without even acknowledging me and scanning a laminated card.
Its cause the reuseable bag could be something you haven't scanned and don't want to pay for (i.e. steal!). But the system could be designed to let you use your own bags I agree.
Wryel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:26   #42
Burble
Rocket Fuel
 
Burble's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,826
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blighter View Post
spacial awareness
People that write spacial awareness when it is actually spatial awareness.

Only kidding
Burble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:27   #43
Burble
Rocket Fuel
 
Burble's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,826
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitten View Post
3. People who think it's fine to take the p, but can't take it back and get all nasty.
We have a guy at work like this. I make it my mission every day to take the p out of him, get him annoyed and then pull rank.
Burble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:28   #44
Pumpkinstew
Absinthe
 
Pumpkinstew's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol
Posts: 1,156
Default

Pseudo science in advertising:

"Now with Gypofictamine for up to 70% more shine and lustre."

A bottle of vinegar in the pub claimed '5% Acidity' on it the other week. Acidity is a measure of concentration of dissociated H+ ions in a solution and is measured on the pH scale. 5% Acidity doesn't tell me anything. In fact it doesn't even mean anything.

Let someone with some actual bloody understanding of science write your advertising blurb and just fire all of your marketing people. You won't miss them - and you can use the savings to reshoot ads for different regions so you don't end up with footage that could come from a badly dubbed Bollywood movie.
__________________

Get old, or die tryin'
PSTEWREVIEWS
- Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

Last edited by Pumpkinstew; 26-01-2009 at 14:32.
Pumpkinstew is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:32   #45
Dymetrie
A large glass of Merlot
 
Dymetrie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber
Posts: 5,819
Default

Other than people being idiots, my current gripe is with the drink/drugs/speeding driving adverts on the radio at the moment which claims that "if you don't have a licence, you're basically just a kid"...

Interesting...

So as I don't have a driving licence I am a child?

GRRRRRRRRRR
__________________

Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....
Dymetrie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:41   #46
Tak
L'Oréal
 
Tak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 9,977
Default

txt spk and lack of capitals in emails, on forum etc
__________________
The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

Tak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:42   #47
Jhadur
Peter Pan
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Lost Inside My Head
Posts: 1,068
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pheebs View Post
That's definitely a French thing
Think it might also be a biker thing as I'm the same

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roberta View Post
Nothing really apart from bad manners, rudeness and disrespect.
This annoys me alot as well. I was brought up to have some manners and be polite and the number of times I hold doors open for people or wait for them to go first and they just walk through without a word. Grrr

Same when driving I'll let people through and get no thanks.
Oh and one of my biggest gripes is middle/right hand lane sitters on motorways when the inside lane is clear.

Also people that don't look ahead/observe well when driving. The number of times I've had people in front of me stop at a roundabout when there's nothing on it.
__________________
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

Last edited by Jhadur; 26-01-2009 at 14:45.
Jhadur is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 14:47   #48
Dee
Combat Spanker
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,292
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jhadur View Post
This annoys me alot as well. I was brought up to have some manners and be polite and the number of times I hold doors open for people or wait for them to go first and they just walk through without a word. Grrr

Same when driving I'll let people through and get no thanks.
Oh and one of my biggest gripes is middle/right hand lane sitters on motorways when the inside lane is clear.

Also people that don't look ahead/observe well when driving. The number of times I've had people in front of me stop at a roundabout when there's nothing on it.
And all the above!!!!
Dee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 15:09   #49
Flibster
Moonshine
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,388
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkinstew View Post
Let someone with some actual bloody understanding of science write your advertising blurb and just fire all of your marketing people. You won't miss them - and you can use the savings to reshoot ads for different regions so you don't end up with footage that could come from a badly dubbed Bollywood movie.
Bill Hicks once said...

Quote:
By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.

No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

Seriously though, if you are, do.
__________________
Flibster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26-01-2009, 18:11   #50
lostkat
Good Cat
 
lostkat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 5,550
Default

People who can't spell skeleton, lens (IT IS NOT LENSE) or definitely.
People who say 'pacific' instead of 'specific'.
People who say 'would of', 'could of' etc.
Blue or burgundy mk1 Mondeo saloons with a red strip across the boot.
Anything to do with Kerry effing Katona

and... and...

So much to write, so little time
__________________

Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?
lostkat is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 00:06.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.