Boat Drinks Top Tips - Page 5

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:48

Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration.

Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else.

Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight"

Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand.

Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye.

Never piss into the wind.

When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person.
Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect.

Kell_ee001 · 05-08-2009, 18:50

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Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else.

Surprised you came out with this one JSB

Very good advice

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:52

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Originally Posted by Kell_ee001

Surprised you came out with this one JSB

Very good advice

Hey Kell.
Was just browsing the wedding pics, Have you lost weight Love.

SidewinderINC · 05-08-2009, 18:53

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Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration.

Wish she would bloody let me!

Knipples · 05-08-2009, 18:54

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Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

Wish she would bloody let me!

Is she insane?!?!?

SidewinderINC · 05-08-2009, 18:56

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Originally Posted by Knipples

Is she insane?!?!?

I think she quite possibly is, but she more than makes up for it

Gilly · 06-08-2009, 17:15

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Originally Posted by Knipples

Is she insane?!?!?

Of course. She's a she!

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:58

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Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

Wish she would bloody let me!

I have heard of this before.

Sounds like she needs a proffessional Muff diver like myself to pay a visit, Poor girl.

SidewinderINC · 05-08-2009, 18:59

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Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

I have heard of this before.

Sounds like she needs a proffesional Muff diver like myself to pay a visit, Poor girl.

LOL, you make out like it's my fault! I've never been allowed

Kell_ee001 · 05-08-2009, 18:53

05-08-2009, 18:48	#1
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration. Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else. Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight" Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand. Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye. Never piss into the wind. When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person. Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect. __________________

05-08-2009, 18:53	#10
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