You know you are getting old when... - Page 5

Joe 90 · 09-08-2011, 17:28

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Originally Posted by Stan_Lite

Dude. I wasn't particularly good at woodwork at school but that doesn't look all that 'finished' to me

thats why I'm excited to finish building it!

Need to lay the felt on the roof and hang the doors then its done

Kell_ee001 · 09-08-2011, 21:45

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Originally Posted by Kitten

ma'am as in Palm,or Mam as in ham?

Ma'am as in ham but not as Mam

Pumpkinstew · 10-08-2011, 13:21

.... you pick something up in the supermarket, look at the price, ask a stacker if that looks right and then put the item back

.... you stop completely at random and tut when people bump into you

camerajuan · 11-08-2011, 10:22

You KNOW you're old when you take half an hour to pee, have outdoor slippers, have a pill box, answer the phone in the middle of a sentence and the killer way you KNOW you're old is when you tell people stories as they try to leave your house.

Goose · 11-08-2011, 14:40

This thread is making me feel young. Keep going, pops.

Pheebs · 12-08-2011, 07:14

... You laugh when watching the film Super 8 because you also remember the days when you'd have to go to boots to get your photos developed... And if you wanted them speedy they could put it through with 3 days...

Erm!

Darrin · 13-08-2011, 06:46

... when your first car had the towing package 27 gallon petrol tank. You pull away from the border between Canada and the United States and the car sputters out of gas at 30mph. You coast down the road and roll up to the fuel pump. You then hand the cashier a $20 bill to prepay the pump.

And when you're done you go back and get a carton of smokes, a 12 pack of Coke, two chocolate bars and STILL got change back!!

Desmo · 13-08-2011, 09:26

...when you get grey hairs not just on your head, but also on your chin :/

Jonny69 · 15-08-2011, 14:02

That's a new way of referring to your balls, Des

Desmo · 15-08-2011, 15:47

You know when you're getting old when...

...you start complaining about things. I've been on a roll this weekend

10-08-2011, 13:21	#43
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	.... you pick something up in the supermarket, look at the price, ask a stacker if that looks right and then put the item back .... you stop completely at random and tut when people bump into you __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

11-08-2011, 10:22	#44
camerajuan Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Southampton Posts: 211	You KNOW you're old when you take half an hour to pee, have outdoor slippers, have a pill box, answer the phone in the middle of a sentence and the killer way you KNOW you're old is when you tell people stories as they try to leave your house. __________________ British by law, Scottish by birth, Highlander by the grace of God.............Alba gu Braith My Papa - 31/12/28 - 25/1/2011 Goodnight old man, I'll miss you

11-08-2011, 14:40	#45
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	This thread is making me feel young. Keep going, pops. __________________

12-08-2011, 07:14	#46
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	... You laugh when watching the film Super 8 because you also remember the days when you'd have to go to boots to get your photos developed... And if you wanted them speedy they could put it through with 3 days... Erm! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

13-08-2011, 06:46	#47
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	... when your first car had the towing package 27 gallon petrol tank. You pull away from the border between Canada and the United States and the car sputters out of gas at 30mph. You coast down the road and roll up to the fuel pump. You then hand the cashier a $20 bill to prepay the pump. And when you're done you go back and get a carton of smokes, a 12 pack of Coke, two chocolate bars and STILL got change back!! __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

13-08-2011, 09:26	#48
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	...when you get grey hairs not just on your head, but also on your chin :/ __________________

15-08-2011, 14:02	#49
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	That's a new way of referring to your balls, Des __________________

15-08-2011, 15:47	#50
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	You know when you're getting old when... ...you start complaining about things. I've been on a roll this weekend __________________