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Old 07-09-2007, 23:33   #41
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Anyway back to the actual story

How can she carry on when she can see old bill is coming? she must have been very drunk.
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:59   #42
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Anyway back to the actual story

How can she carry on when she can see old bill is coming? she must have been very drunk.

Maybe she was close to the money shot?
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Old 08-09-2007, 02:02   #43
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Do women have vinegar strokes?
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Old 08-09-2007, 16:15   #44
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Do women have vinegar strokes?
You've never witnessed it?
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You've never witnessed it?
I've normally rolled over and gone to sleep by then.
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I've normally rolled over and gone to sleep by then.
ooo you wouldn't dare
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Old 09-09-2007, 22:41   #47
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Old 10-09-2007, 13:22   #48
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Actually, I have to ask, what would noramlly happen to a couple who are having sex in public or a car say? Would they be arrested?
If it's in view of the public and in public and quite blase then they would likely be arrested for outraging public decency.

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If it's in view of the public and in public and quite blase then they would likely be arrested for outraging public decency.
We had a customer in on Friday night, he was seen on CCTV in a car park in Oxford knocking one out over a mag in the back of his van. While we were booking him in, he stuck his hand down the front of his kecks and pulled out a rubber band!

I had to build the charge (of Outraging the Public Decency contrary to Common Law) before we bailed him off pending further investigation.
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We had a customer in on Friday night, he was seen on CCTV in a car park in Oxford knocking one out over a mag in the back of his van. While we were booking him in, he stuck his hand down the front of his kecks and pulled out a rubber band!

I had to build the charge (of Outraging the Public Decency contrary to Common Law) before we bailed him off pending further investigation.
Was he bailed pending CPS advice ? I can't see what further enquiries would be needed if he's Beadle'd, feeding the ducks over a bongo mag.
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