What do you do with him? - Page 5

Pheebs · 27-09-2007, 20:22

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Originally Posted by Daz

Fap in celebration.

LOL!

Loving it!

iCraig · 27-09-2007, 20:24

Joke answer:

Strip, shave, photograph, upload.

Serious answer:

Restrain and disarm if necessary. Call police. Give him a sly kick in the balls.

Fayshun · 27-09-2007, 21:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by iCraig

Serious answer:

Restrain and disarm if necessary. Call police. Give him a sly lick in the balls.

^^ Pre-edit.

Treefrog · 27-09-2007, 22:38

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Originally Posted by petemc

Shave off all his bodily hair, yes including *that* area. I'd pay someone to do that of course. He'll regret ever breaking into my house!

Then apply make-up to him and post the piccies on th'intarweb

petemc · 27-09-2007, 22:40

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Originally Posted by iCraig

Restrain and disarm if necessary. Call police. Give him a sly kick in the balls.

You'd take his arms off?!

iCraig · 28-09-2007, 10:00

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Originally Posted by petemc

You'd take his arms off?!

Probably a bad idea. When the police arrived and I informed him that he was going to rob me and probably worse they'd just respond:

"What him? Don't be daft, he's totally armless..."

Treefrog · 29-09-2007, 01:38

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Originally Posted by iCraig

Probably a bad idea. When the police arrived and I informed him that he was going to rob me and probably worse they'd just respond:

"What him? Don't be daft, he's totally armless..."

Noooooooooooooo! The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail just popped into my head.

"Come back you coward, I'll bite your kneecaps"

Von Smallhausen · 29-09-2007, 19:04

Put a knife in his hand and make sure his prints are on it ......

* cough *

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