Questions for the more mature......

[vix]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Car insurance. Just the whole chasing round does my head in. That and car tax.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Not sure. Me and him went to F&Bs a few weeks ago. Don't really do romantic.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
When I drank some sparkly vodka about 3 years ago.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never danced on a bar!

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mr P Green.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I'm ok curled up on the sofa, but I'd quite like to be on a beach in the warm!

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Teacher or racing driver.

8. What college did you attend?
Full time at Wakefield College, currently part time at City College Norwich Busines School.

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
I didn't, I'm wearing PJs and they were bought for me.

10. GAS PRICES?
I don't like gas.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Haven't really been to many places to form an opinion, but somewhere beachy and with Phil.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Noooooo

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Not sure.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
French knickers. But I like my boy pants with raffs on them.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Tight - ish black boxers.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Ironing, just hassle getting all the stuff ready.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Yup. Can you imagine not doing anything all day?

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Scooby Doo

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Snuggle!

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yup

22. When did you first start feeling old?
WHen my back got bad.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
TopGun. Highway to the Dangerzone...Dangerzone...!

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Ham. It is *the* meat of lunch.

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Bread, chocolate milkshake, mushrooms.

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Pool!

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nope!

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
I don't stalk anyone.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Not guilty of anything Driving fast I suppose as it's illegal.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Not really bothered about people knowing - Wizard of Oz.

31. What’s your drink?
Vodka.

32. Cats or dogs?
One of each, at least.

33. Pub or bar?
Bar. Preferable of the vodka variety.

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Leah.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Probably none. Hiss FM

36. Norm or Cliff?
What?

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons!

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Being forced to date a rapist wasn't great but I'm sure it happened for a reason. Anyway ,not much of a relationship!! I don't regret any mistakes as they made me what I am now (bitter ). But I wish I hadn't bought a house with a total ****.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Yup.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
No one really. If I killed someone I hate, it wouldn't acheive anything. They would still have done things that upset me and their death wouldn't change that. I suppose I would kill someone close to a certain ex next door neighbour, just to torture him though.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
the Top gear boys, Michael Schumacher.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I don't want to sleep with anyone but Phil.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope.

44. Last book you read for real?
Richard Hammonds.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have about 300.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
At a car show. The loos were taken up by silly girls doing their make up so I did it in a field.

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Anywhere - Florida I guess.

48. Have you ever been to church?
WHen I was younger and forced.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career.

50. Just how OLD are you?
Late twenties.

[Del Lardo]

Originally Posted by vix

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Being forced to date a rapist wasn't great but I'm sure it happened for a reason.

[Darrin]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Internet / phone. I personally think it's highway robbery to charge $90 month for it.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Home.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Haven't had a drink in 14 years and drank in moderation before that, so I don't really remember...

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
About 20 years ago.

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mr. Roland Dayton

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Winning a $150 million lottery!!

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Astronaut. Still do.

8. What college did you attend?
Not really a college, but US Navy Electronics.

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
First of mine I found in the dryer.

10. GAS PRICES?
Think I could get away with shooting Bush?

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I'd prefer not to answer this question.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I didn't set an alarm. I come in from work and pass out, so I wake up when I've had enough sleep.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Really need to go get more firewood.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Briefs.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I have no idea what they are called...

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning the cat litter box.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Depends on what I was asked to volunteer for.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Depends on the day.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Taz or Sylvester.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Snuggle and watch a movie.

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
When I realised that the girl I just said, "Fwoar, I'd hit it!!" was young enough to be my daughter.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Breakfast Club or St Elmo's Fire.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Ham.

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Cat/dog food, sliced ham, milk.

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Ex-navy, you tell me.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
None. Never been there.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Smokes.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
On Golden Pond.

31. What’s your drink?
20 oz. Pepsi bottle.

32. Cats or dogs?
Both.

33. Pub or bar?
Neither.

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Michelle.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Truck doesn't have a radio, Blazer is on Big Dogs 107.5

36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Neither. Give me SG:1 anyday over them both!!

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Marrying my first wife.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Sit at work? If I sat at work I'd get fired!!!

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
The Big GW.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Chuck Yeager.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Hally Berry.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
More times than I care to think about.

44. Last book you read for real?
The Wheel of Time series. Awaiting Robert Jordan's family finishing the last one.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
No.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I could get in a lot of trouble if I answered this one....

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Indianapolis Motor Speedway, with my old Mazda RX-7 in perfect tune.

48. Have you ever been to church?
Yes.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Both.

50. Just how OLD are you?
40 in August. And here I thought I was the oldest on this forum.

[BBx]

Strange request, but please could anybody copy and send me a pm of mine... want to send it to Rob but my MailMarshall is banning me from looking at page 1!!!

Thats twice this week BD has doen it!!!

Thanks!!!

BB x

[Pumpkinstew]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Phone bill. Line rental is such a bloody con.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The kitchen

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
A while ago. After the 5-a-side social I think but that may have been the curry.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I'm scared of heights.

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Dr Jones (Deej)

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Hmm. 12.15 on a saturday night. Do I dare try and wake her up...

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A stuntman

8. What college did you attend?
Exeter

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
It was on the floor so i tidied it

10. GAS PRICES?
As in petrol?

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
New Zealand, I suppose I would take the girlfriend

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn't go off. WEEKEND!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I'll just finish this ch....zzzz..brrble

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Any that can be turned inside out for extra milage

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Are heels underwear?

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
washing up

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?


18. Get up early or sleep in?
Up early

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Ullysees 31 or Wile E Coyote-Soooper genius

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
jenga

21. Have you found real love yet?
yes

22. When did you first start feeling old?
When I started ticking the second age box on surveys

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Chicken

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
bananas, mince, carrots

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Pool

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
Since using Facebook I've found that I can stalk people far more efficiently so it's about 15 now. Back when I had to physically visit their house and go through their wheelie bin it was 3-4 maximum. Huurah for the information age.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Cheesecake (2nd or 3rd slice)

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Miss Congeniality

31. What’s your drink?
Kronie

32. Cats or dogs?
Cats

33. Pub or bar?
Pub

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Paul - met 17 years ago

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 1

36. Norm or Cliff?


37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Aw that's along story for another time and place

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
He's alright as line managers go.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Jade Goody or Mark 'Chappers' Chapman

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Michael Palin

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Dannii Minogue. She's undiluted antipodean filth.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes.

44. Last book you read for real?
As Used on The Famous Nelson Mandela - Mark Thomas

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
No

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Somewhere above Malaysia on a flight from Heathrow to Singapore

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Alaska

48. Have you ever been to church?
Yes

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New career

50. Just how OLD are you?
28, went to my first thirtieth birthday last weekend. I'm on the cusp of losing my 'twenty something' status and tutting at youth television.

[Davey_Pitch]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
My loan. It reminds me I was a stupid **** with money when I was younger.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Been a while since we had a nice romantic meal so not 100% sure :/

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
At the Essex meet a couple of years ago, the morning after. Felt fine when I woke up but got progressively worse. Threw up in the toilet and felt tip top the rest of the weekend.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never been that drunk. Not sure there's enough alcohol in this country to get me that drunk.

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mr McKenzie. Short ass but funny as hell.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sitting at home playing the Xbox while munching on chocolate

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A pro footballer.

8. What college did you attend?
Liverpool John Moores.

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
Nice colour and just my size (sumo size).

10. GAS PRICES?
No car.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
New York probably. The most amazing city I've ever been to.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Is it Monday morning already?!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I was asleep before my head hit the pillow so didn't think much at all.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Tight boxers to keep everything nicely packed in.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
French Knickers, no bra.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Washing the dishes.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
I'd love to say yes, but probably not.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Definitely sleep in, I'm a night person.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Homer Simpson

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddle up with a film and some naughty food.

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
When my back went about 7 months ago and I felt like a cripple. Besides that I generally feel my mental age of 12.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Ferris Bueller.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Bacon.

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Drink, cheese, bread.

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Pool.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nope.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
None, they all stalk me, arrgghh!

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
None, I never feel guilty about anything

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
See 29.

31. What’s your drink?
Magners.

32. Cats or dogs?
Both, love them both for different reasons.

33. Pub or bar?
Pub.

34. Who is your longest known friend?
2 of them, Ste and John. Known them both around 18-19 years now.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No car.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Getting married to my ex.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I face a wall, which is beige and boring.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Not sure whether I could kill anyone in cold blood (self defence is a different matter though).

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Muhammed Ali.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Jessica Alba, repeatedly. Until it fell off.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No

44. Last book you read for real?
One of the Chris Ryan SAS books, can't remember the name of it.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
We have 3 cuddly dogs and a cuddly lion on the arms of our couch in the living room.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
A tent in Wales.

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Las Vegas or San Fransisco.

48. Have you ever been to church?
Yes, but only for weddings and stuff like that.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
A new career, easily.

50. Just how OLD are you?
30 years young.

[Dee]

Ill only do this cos I am bored

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Gas and leccy, British Gas are mother ****ing toss pot ****ers

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
I have no idea

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
About 4 years ago, I did go out clubbing with a viral infection though

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Whenever I am with the girls

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mr Holland

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I want to be at Alton Towers

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An air hostess

8. What college did you attend?
West Notts

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
Its comfy and makes my boobs look big

10. GAS PRICES?
Meh?

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Id take Daz and the kittahs to New Zealand

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Bollocks

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I dont have thoughts

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Big pants for work, frilly french things going out

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Nowt!

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
None, I am well trained unlike some

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes, at an animal shelter

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Johnny Bravo

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sleep

21. Have you found real love yet?
I hope so

22. When did you first start feeling old?
About a week ago when I started listening to Club 921 (an 80's radio station)

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Oh god, too many to mention

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Sweetcorn, yoghurts, chicken breasts

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Pool

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nope

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
183

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Legend of Zelda

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
13 Going On 30

31. What’s your drink?
Lambrini

32. Cats or dogs?
Kittahs!

33. Pub or bar?
Depends on my mood

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Jayne Tomlinson, known her since I was about 4

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
I dont have a car radio

36. Norm or Cliff?
Eh?

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Getting with them in the first place

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I have my own office, I wont share

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Haha, dunno

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Sting

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
STING STING STING

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Propping open doors? Yes

44. Last book you read for real?
Something John Grisham

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Loads!

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On the loo

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
San Fran

48. Have you ever been to church?
Yeah, been to a few weddings

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career, and I am working on it

50. Just how OLD are you?
24 and 22 months

[Belmit]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Road tax. You can't tax the car AND the petrol. Pick one and stick to it.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
My gaff.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
London last year. Feed the mice, tuppence a bag.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never. Although we sometimes danced on the pool table at Matt's Bar in Loughborough. After 9pm that was its purpose.

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mrs. Noyce. *sigh*

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Getting the last time trials on Tomb Raider. I will get all the achievements dammit!

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A Magician.

8. What college did you attend?
Alton College, then Loughborough.

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
Standard issue ITCS polo shirt.

10. GAS PRICES?
Unbelievable. You can't tax the petrol AND the car. Pick one and stick to it.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Some remote tropical island. Shakira would be my cocktail waitress. Her job description would include 'other'.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Only another 45 minutes before I get up and be late for work.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Why the hell can't I get to sleep?

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Those tight M+S boxer short things.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I love that grey jersey type of material that looks like sportswear. Don't know why. Black bra under white shirt is also hot.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Washing the car. It'll be dirty again in 48 hours time.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
For something, yes, even if it was just helping my mates with decorating etc.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Love getting up early and having a full day but I rarely manage it.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Quagmire. Gig ga dy. Oh!

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Duelling banjos.

21. Have you found real love yet?
No.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
At 25. You can no longer pretend you're anything but in your mid-twenties.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Back to the Future.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Smoked salmon.

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Granary bread, red peppers, broccoli.

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Pool.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
141.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
A cigarette once in a blue moon.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Bring It On.

31. What’s your drink?
Ale.

32. Cats or dogs?
Dogs.

33. Pub or bar?
Pub.

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Mark Mac. Buddies since the first day of secondary school, 1992.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 1.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm is cooler but Cliff is funnier.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons. But does anyone remember that episode of The Cosby Show where Bill Cosby went 'Boo-wap-doo-wa', did that face, and everyone learned a valuable lesson? Classic.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Only the ones where I didn't initiate a relationship in the first place. Most of my regrets are about things I didn't do.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
He's alright.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Nigella Lawson, but she'd have to let me watch her make it.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Katie Melua. Maybe she'd smile for once.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.

44. Last book you read for real?
For real? Russell Brand's 'My Booky Wook'.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. He is called Ted. He has a red t-shirt.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In my mouth, lolz. Probably Glastonbury.

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Loads of places. The Appalachian Trail, The Rockies, New York (properly, not just a flight transfer), Kentucky distilleries, Niagra Falls...

48. Have you ever been to church?
Not to worship. Weddings, funerals, cub scout stuff. That's about it.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Both.

50. Just how OLD are you?
27. It's not right. Not right at all.

[Will]

Hmm I seem to be the only person willing to kill

[Pheebs]

As I said - killing is the easy way out!

Torture?... well that's an entirely different question altogether!