ladies and gentleman

[PvtPyle]

Aye, agreed. Proper moment killer.

[Chuckles]

"Moment" being an entirely accurate word

[divine]

Christ, how cack handed are you?

They take all of about 5 seconds to put on. Pinch, roll, done. Get the girl to do it with her mouth if you want, less 'moment' killing.

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by divine`

Christ, how cack handed are you?

They take all of about 5 seconds to put on. Pinch, roll, done. Get the girl to do it with her mouth if you want, less 'moment' killing.

Girl tried to do that with me once, she needed to get so much grip/purchase on the johnny that she ended up biting my bellend!

Always trouble getting over the first hurdle

[Desmo]

Originally Posted by starscream

This has all gone tits up. She started knocking on my door about 1.30am this morning totally pissed. I told her I wasn't interested and got 8 missed calls between 4.30 and 6.30 this morning and 12 more today

Serves you right for having an iPhone

[PvtPyle]

Originally Posted by divine

Christ, how cack handed are you?

They take all of about 5 seconds to put on. Pinch, roll, done. Get the girl to do it with her mouth if you want, less 'moment' killing.

My utter lack of experience comes from having 6 years of decent unprotected sex, so I'm not about to complain

[Chuckles]

Originally Posted by PvtPyle

My utter lack of experience comes from having 6 years of decent unprotected sex, so I'm not about to complain

I don't think you actually mean "unprotected sex", unless you're firing blanks dude

[PvtPyle]

Originally Posted by starscream

I don't think you actually mean "unprotected sex", unless you're firing blanks dude

Unprotected for me then, if you must be an odious **** about it