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NokkonWud · 23-01-2009, 11:54

You're being quite generous there Belmit. It really is awful.

Garp · 23-01-2009, 18:38

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Originally Posted by Zirax

Green Mile

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I will add, even I welled up.

The last half hour of it makes me cry every single time.

Nutcase · 23-01-2009, 20:03

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Originally Posted by NokkonWud

You're being quite generous there Belmit. It really is awful.

I'd give it a 0 out of 10 and I haven't even watched it.

The original films were pretty good though

NokkonWud · 23-01-2009, 20:04

I'd give it 1 because there are some pretty girls in there. And I'm being generous.

semi-pro waster · 23-01-2009, 22:05

Armageddon

Starring

Bruce Willis
Billy Bob Thornton
Ben Affleck
Liv Tyler

Incoming apocalypse

5/10 The first point I'd like to note is that this was not my choice. With that out the way it wasn't quite as terrible as I expected, in places I almost laughed but I still feel I'm having to be somewhat generous with the score given that we talked almost the whole way through it - this could be why I don't think it was as terrible as it really should be.

Pumpkinstew · 23-01-2009, 23:09

Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Kevin Smith does what Kevin Smith does best by loading an hour and a half with outrageous dialogue, a bit of well meaning relationship advice and a few Star Wars references. If you've enjoyed his other films you can't really fail to enjoy this because it's more of the same. And better than Clerks 2. Weird seeing Jay without Silent Bob though. 7/10

BBx · 23-01-2009, 23:28

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Originally Posted by NokkonWud

You're being quite generous there Belmit. It really is awful.

Yeah I agree. It was painful to watch.

Not even Girls Aloud could rescue it.

BB x

Belmit · 24-01-2009, 00:06

I didn't think I was being generous at all! Everyone got this bit right?

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Originally Posted by Barfmit

If I was the kind of guy that liked seeing fully grown women dressed as schoolgirls this film might be worthy of a couple of points.

2/10

In other words I gave it 0.

cheets · 24-01-2009, 00:07

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Originally Posted by Pumpkinstew

Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Kevin Smith does what Kevin Smith does best by loading an hour and a half with outrageous dialogue, a bit of well meaning relationship advice and a few Star Wars references. If you've enjoyed his other films you can't really fail to enjoy this because it's more of the same. And better than Clerks 2. Weird seeing Jay without Silent Bob though. 7/10

I was bored, I could see the whole film coming, I liked Clerks 1 and 2 it had a feeling, let down after how funny Pineapple Express was.

Pumpkinstew · 24-01-2009, 00:47

Pineapple Express had as many good bits as bad bits. Clerks 2 was only memorable for the Jackson 5 and The Donkey, the rest was just padding.

Maybe 7/10 is a point too generous for Zack and Miri but it made me laugh out loud more than the other two combined. And it's educational. I now know what a dutch rutter is.

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semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Armageddon Starring Bruce Willis Billy Bob Thornton Ben Affleck Liv Tyler Incoming apocalypse 5/10 The first point I'd like to note is that this was not my choice. With that out the way it wasn't quite as terrible as I expected, in places I almost laughed but I still feel I'm having to be somewhat generous with the score given that we talked almost the whole way through it - this could be why I don't think it was as terrible as it really should be. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

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Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	Zack and Miri Make A Porno Kevin Smith does what Kevin Smith does best by loading an hour and a half with outrageous dialogue, a bit of well meaning relationship advice and a few Star Wars references. If you've enjoyed his other films you can't really fail to enjoy this because it's more of the same. And better than Clerks 2. Weird seeing Jay without Silent Bob though. 7/10 __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

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Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	Pineapple Express had as many good bits as bad bits. Clerks 2 was only memorable for the Jackson 5 and The Donkey, the rest was just padding. Maybe 7/10 is a point too generous for Zack and Miri but it made me laugh out loud more than the other two combined. And it's educational. I now know what a dutch rutter is. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.