Ann Summers - Page 6

Pheebs · 01-03-2008, 10:54

Just had this emailed to me by Ann Summers and it made me laugh so much! Genius advert!!
naughty advert!

Got my first party tonight - last nights one was cancelled during the week but she's looking to rebook (she was ill! Boo!)

So yeh... very excited

leowyatt · 01-03-2008, 11:01

excellent pheebs, awesome advert

Tak · 01-03-2008, 11:04

Davey_Pitch · 01-03-2008, 11:08

ROFL, Fantastic advert

Pheebs · 01-03-2008, 11:21

Just so you know I've changed the discount price as I've realised Quidco do 12%! So I'm matching them and doing better pricing delivery wise if people want to order!

Plus see OP for deals on viagel

Just so you know, this month if you want to order anything I need to know by the 27th March! I need to put in orders before the 28th ticks over in order to get it delivered first week in April!

*watches advert again*

lol

Pheebs · 02-03-2008, 09:53

Had my first party last night... and I got me a total of around £70 (minus a couple of cost deductions)

I tell you what though... I didn't half deserve it. Albeit it was a mere 2 hours with the lot, 90% of them were complete chavtastic hags (general age late 30's - 40's). Not only did they smoke through it all (the host had "nicked" a few more ash trays from their local pub to ensure everyone could smoke) buuut their language was like when I was back in the cells with the police! What's worse they were farting and belching and making retching noises all the time (really off putting).

To top it off, their kids (ultimate chavs) were shouting obscenities at the house because their parents would let them in and after a while they egged the house!!

*complete shock*

One of the parents went mad and started shouting "you bunch of f*@£ing c*&ts, I'll have you when I get home" (cue another egg being thrown at the house). The rest laughed... so I kind of laughed too and not knowing what else to do... I just carried on with the show!

By the time I had left, the chavs had been dragged back home by their Ma's so I wasn't worried about leaving. I did check my car over thoroughly though (which - thank the lord - I had parked round the corner, so they hadn't seen me turn up).

So Yeh! Bloody hard work! They were rude and non of them fitted any of the clothing I had (not really my fault as I was just working with what I was given).

*shudder* one lady was upset because the winky body (NSFW) item only went up to Large (if you had seen her and then pictured her in that... well... put it like this... I had to distract myself with another page in the catalogue to avoid looking in complete horror). She said she needed a size 24 - was there anything else available similar that she could order? *cringe*

Anyway, they spent loooaaads on vibes and the 10% of non chavs at the party bought some gorgeous clothes too... meaning I made a killing.

Sadly though... they've gone and booked two more parties (eak! They must have liked me!) Luckily - one at the non-chav's house... but there is going to be one at the most bleughest women/creature you will ever meet house

.

Good news however... they've made a list of what they want to order next time round.

So yeh. Not yet put off... I'm stronger than that... but cor blimey it wasn't a walk in the park!

leowyatt · 02-03-2008, 10:07

Glad it went ok, if a little scary

Aitch · 02-03-2008, 10:44

Well done hun! It sounds like you coped brilliantly and the fact that they've booked more parties is a great result

That was a toughie to start with and I reckon most parties will be pleasanter, and at least they were big spenders!

Eek at Winky woman!!!

Haly · 02-03-2008, 11:47

Congrats Pheebs

Sounds like you really handled it well

I'm sure others will be much easier and more enjoyable

vix · 02-03-2008, 11:53

I think you got the worst possible scenario out the way first Pheebs. I'm sure 95% of parties will be brilliant

01-03-2008, 10:54	#51
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Just had this emailed to me by Ann Summers and it made me laugh so much! Genius advert!! naughty advert! Got my first party tonight - last nights one was cancelled during the week but she's looking to rebook (she was ill! Boo!) So yeh... very excited __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

01-03-2008, 11:01	#52
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	excellent pheebs, awesome advert __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

01-03-2008, 11:04	#53
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	__________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

01-03-2008, 11:08	#54
Davey_Pitch I iz speshul Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,296	ROFL, Fantastic advert __________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

01-03-2008, 11:21	#55
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Just so you know I've changed the discount price as I've realised Quidco do 12%! So I'm matching them and doing better pricing delivery wise if people want to order! Plus see OP for deals on viagel Just so you know, this month if you want to order anything I need to know by the 27th March! I need to put in orders before the 28th ticks over in order to get it delivered first week in April! watches advert again lol __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

02-03-2008, 09:53	#56
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Had my first party last night... and I got me a total of around £70 (minus a couple of cost deductions) I tell you what though... I didn't half deserve it. Albeit it was a mere 2 hours with the lot, 90% of them were complete chavtastic hags (general age late 30's - 40's). Not only did they smoke through it all (the host had "nicked" a few more ash trays from their local pub to ensure everyone could smoke) buuut their language was like when I was back in the cells with the police! What's worse they were farting and belching and making retching noises all the time (really off putting). To top it off, their kids (ultimate chavs) were shouting obscenities at the house because their parents would let them in and after a while they egged the house!! complete shock One of the parents went mad and started shouting "you bunch of f@£ing c&ts, I'll have you when I get home" (cue another egg being thrown at the house). The rest laughed... so I kind of laughed too and not knowing what else to do... I just carried on with the show! By the time I had left, the chavs had been dragged back home by their Ma's so I wasn't worried about leaving. I did check my car over thoroughly though (which - thank the lord - I had parked round the corner, so they hadn't seen me turn up). So Yeh! Bloody hard work! They were rude and non of them fitted any of the clothing I had (not really my fault as I was just working with what I was given). shudder one lady was upset because the winky body (NSFW) item only went up to Large (if you had seen her and then pictured her in that... well... put it like this... I had to distract myself with another page in the catalogue to avoid looking in complete horror). She said she needed a size 24 - was there anything else available similar that she could order? cringe Anyway, they spent loooaaads on vibes and the 10% of non chavs at the party bought some gorgeous clothes too... meaning I made a killing. Sadly though... they've gone and booked two more parties (eak! They must have liked me!) Luckily - one at the non-chav's house... but there is going to be one at the most bleughest women/creature you will ever meet house . Good news however... they've made a list of what they want to order next time round. So yeh. Not yet put off... I'm stronger than that... but cor blimey it wasn't a walk in the park! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

02-03-2008, 10:07	#57
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	Glad it went ok, if a little scary __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

02-03-2008, 10:44	#58
Aitch The Bride Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Maidstone Posts: 749	Well done hun! It sounds like you coped brilliantly and the fact that they've booked more parties is a great result That was a toughie to start with and I reckon most parties will be pleasanter, and at least they were big spenders! Eek at Winky woman!!! __________________

02-03-2008, 11:47	#59
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	Congrats Pheebs Sounds like you really handled it well I'm sure others will be much easier and more enjoyable __________________ Halycopter

02-03-2008, 11:53	#60
vix Penelope Pitstop Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,426	I think you got the worst possible scenario out the way first Pheebs. I'm sure 95% of parties will be brilliant __________________