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Old 01-05-2010, 20:17   #661
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Political campaigners who feel it's perfectly acceptable to knock on my door and ask me in the most patronising voice: "Hello young man, who are you voting for?"

I should* have responded with a request to see his exact bank balance as we're on such personal terms



*(but didn't)
My answer for those who have been asking that is:
The Campaign for Undead Rights and Equality.

They really are standing in my area.

http://www.votecure.com/
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Old 01-05-2010, 22:52   #662
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When your housemate demands you open every window and door in the house while (and for yonks after) cooking despite the cold air blowing in because she doesn't like the smell.

I then put my hand through a window opening it for her. Isn't that meant to be impossible given it's double glazed. As I pointed out though, it's open now.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:21   #663
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My dogs guts. He would put Jamie to shame, he walks around in a permanent smoggy haze of gutming!
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:22   #664
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Having to answer the same question over and over! I was talking to a customer about the possible delivery dates of Adobe CS4 Creative Suite Design Standard. No matter how many times I said it would be delivered on Friday, and not before....

(this post was brought to you in jest)


I get called:

Mee Ling
My Ling
Mylene
Me Lane

And my email address at work is so ridiculous I have shortened it to MeiPerryman@

Grr!

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Old 02-05-2010, 15:52   #665
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Even without the headset, pacing whilst on the phone is still frigging annoying.
SIT STILL!!!
I can't help it when I'm on the phone, I don't know why, but it's really uncomfortable to sit. Still, pacing is better than those people who see their phone ringing as an alarm call for a conversation and a cigarette, that irks me massively.
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Old 02-05-2010, 19:58   #666
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Her

And Croydon, but I don't think it's irrational to hate Croydon.
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Old 03-05-2010, 15:29   #667
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My answer for those who have been asking that is:
The Campaign for Undead Rights and Equality.

They really are standing in my area.

http://www.votecure.com/

Brilliant!

I'm slightly disappointed that the leader hasn't changed his name to Reg Shoe, but only very slightly disappointed!

.../me is still prepared for the zombie revolution.
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Old 03-05-2010, 16:53   #668
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I was going to point them out to Pheebs.

And I've got an invite to an RNIB meeting in Croydon. Wonder where that went.
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Old 03-05-2010, 17:07   #669
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Cars with flowers stickers on them, and pink interiors. Barf.
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Old 03-05-2010, 18:05   #670
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Cars with flowers stickers on them, and pink interiors. Barf.
That's not irrational
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