Pregnancy... and stuff! - Page 7

Chuckles · 15-04-2008, 12:49

I just don't see the fascination with wanting to watch it all. You wouldn't stop and watch the aftermath of a car crash would you?

Dee · 15-04-2008, 12:54

I am cacking my pants. I dont want kids. Ever.

Chuckles · 15-04-2008, 12:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

I am cacking my pants.

One of the effects of childbirth I believe.

Matblack · 15-04-2008, 13:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

I am cacking my pants. I dont want kids. Ever.

Shame, Daz is 2nd best potential father in my friendship group according to Facebook, not sure who's first though

MB

Dee · 15-04-2008, 13:11

Haha, really?

He wants them less than I do

Matblack · 15-04-2008, 13:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Haha, really?

He wants them less than I do

I'm writing to Facebook

He'll be threatening me for first place for something he's not even interested in

, its the only thing I'm first it too

MB

Dee · 15-04-2008, 13:14

How did FB even make that assumption?

Pheebs · 15-04-2008, 13:24

SCISSORS????!???!

WHEN DID SCISSORS COME INTO THE EQUATION!?!?

Oh and I forgot about piles. Though I know all about that. Stoopid-idiot-me-for-eatin-skanky-gone-off-fish. Thing is this will mean I will DEFFO get piles (and baaaaaad too). Boo.

*shudders*

Scissors.... and cutting your foof open more to help the birth (albeit rare it happens). That is SO SO wrong, even if your foof is numbed before hand.

*shudders*

Pool births ftw though... Period pain + Hot Bath = Heaven.

Well all in all it wasn't a bad documentary. Some of that scared me more. Some of it made me feel better about it. Certainly not the worst births I have seen filmed though. Compulsive viewing (of which I think I had the look of sheer horror on my face during 90% of it).

When, eventually, Picky and I do decide to have a baby bubba I will no doubt document everything on a blog. It's exciting but my christ.

Us women, we ROCK! Men produce liquidy teeny tadpoles. We, however, produce a miniature human being WHICH we carry around for yonks and then squeeze out our foofs which then repair themselves after.

Plus, we have boobs (proper ones, man boobs don't count)

Women FTW.

Blackstar · 15-04-2008, 13:28

That video is brilliant in a strange way, i'm glad i watched it anyhoo

Roberta · 15-04-2008, 13:38

Just as a side note I got cut and then tore with my first son and his rugby player shoulders and I can assure you I never felt a thing. I found the actual birth fine I just wasn't very fond of the 9 hours or so leading up to it. At least you get to play an active part in the pushing bit so you're too busy to notice anything.

I would rather eat my own uterus than go through it again though. Kittens over kids any day. Bloody glad Paul doesn't want kids.

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Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	SCISSORS????!???! WHEN DID SCISSORS COME INTO THE EQUATION!?!? Oh and I forgot about piles. Though I know all about that. Stoopid-idiot-me-for-eatin-skanky-gone-off-fish. Thing is this will mean I will DEFFO get piles (and baaaaaad too). Boo. shudders Scissors.... and cutting your foof open more to help the birth (albeit rare it happens). That is SO SO wrong, even if your foof is numbed before hand. shudders Pool births ftw though... Period pain + Hot Bath = Heaven. Well all in all it wasn't a bad documentary. Some of that scared me more. Some of it made me feel better about it. Certainly not the worst births I have seen filmed though. Compulsive viewing (of which I think I had the look of sheer horror on my face during 90% of it). When, eventually, Picky and I do decide to have a baby bubba I will no doubt document everything on a blog. It's exciting but my christ. Us women, we ROCK! Men produce liquidy teeny tadpoles. We, however, produce a miniature human being WHICH we carry around for yonks and then squeeze out our foofs which then repair themselves after. Plus, we have boobs (proper ones, man boobs don't count) Women FTW. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

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Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	I am cacking my pants. I dont want kids. Ever.

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Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Haha, really? He wants them less than I do

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Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	How did FB even make that assumption?

15-04-2008, 13:38	#70
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Just as a side note I got cut and then tore with my first son and his rugby player shoulders and I can assure you I never felt a thing. I found the actual birth fine I just wasn't very fond of the 9 hours or so leading up to it. At least you get to play an active part in the pushing bit so you're too busy to notice anything. I would rather eat my own uterus than go through it again though. Kittens over kids any day. Bloody glad Paul doesn't want kids.