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Old 07-10-2008, 21:48   #61
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No doubt that wasn't the first time she had done it and the poor girl was probably doing her best to makes end meet

sounds like she definitely made and end meet something


I have heard stories of similar nights where theres been a whip round for a birthday boy or stag and the stripper rides him in front of the audience, including the lads dad, uncle ,etc
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I have heard stories of similar nights where theres been a whip round for a birthday boy or stag and the stripper rides him in front of the audience, including the lads dad, uncle ,etc
Aye. talk about keep it in the family
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Old 07-10-2008, 21:52   #63
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sounds like she definitely made and end meet something


I have heard stories of similar nights where theres been a whip round for a birthday boy or stag and the stripper rides him in front of the audience, including the lads dad, uncle ,etc
That is disgusting.
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Disgusting it may be, it's very common at these "Gentlemens Evenings". I went to one at a local rugby club a few years ago where they had a comedian, strippers and chicken in a basket. The strippers were average looking girls and they did get some guys on stage who were much the worse for alcohol and shagged them. Or at least tried, I think a couple of the guys couldn't get it up and although one managed it, it just got very boring as the tart bounced up and down on him. I don't think I'll be going to another.

I heard that the girls were giving blow jobs out the back for a tenner apiece afterwards. Erm, no thanks.
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That is disgusting.
certainly not my idea of fun

a guy I know went to a strippers night in a pub around 15 yrs ago and half way through the act he noticed an old guy at the table next to him had his todger out and was giving it welly
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Disgusting it may be, it's very common at these "Gentlemens Evenings". I went to one at a local rugby club a few years ago where they had a comedian, strippers and chicken in a basket. The strippers were average looking girls and they did get some guys on stage who were much the worse for alcohol and shagged them. Or at least tried, I think a couple of the guys couldn't get it up and although one managed it, it just got very boring as the tart bounced up and down on him. I don't think I'll be going to another.

I heard that the girls were giving blow jobs out the back for a tenner apiece afterwards. Erm, no thanks.
Ewwwww
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Disgusting it may be, it's very common at these "Gentlemens Evenings". I went to one at a local rugby club a few years ago where they had a comedian, strippers and chicken in a basket. The strippers were average looking girls and they did get some guys on stage who were much the worse for alcohol and shagged them. Or at least tried, I think a couple of the guys couldn't get it up and although one managed it, it just got very boring as the tart bounced up and down on him. I don't think I'll be going to another.

I heard that the girls were giving blow jobs out the back for a tenner apiece afterwards. Erm, no thanks.
Jesus :/

I'm not a prude in any way shape or form but ffs .. ewwww !
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Ewwwww
I know......chicken in a basket.....disgusting
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Jesus :/

I'm not a prude in any way shape or form but ffs .. ewwww !
That is very common at these kind of events
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Went to a couple in Edinburghs famous Pubic Triangle a few years ago. I wasn't the one poor sod that the guys had paid cash for a dance in front of the whole bar. The strippers were all very appealing facially & bodily, but once the dance was over, the poor sod seated by the pole gets de-bagged & basically a cake is made in his man parts. Flour, eggs, water, & more flour. What makes it worse at this particular bar is that there are NO cubicles in the mens room to wash up, so early night unless you fancy bouncing around for a few hours with raw cake mix in your kegs.

One in Bolton had a stripper that looked like Peter Crouch in a burberry bikini so I thought this should be a laugh. Cost a tenner, £9.99 too much! She was frickin useless at dancin, smilin, chattin, living!

Waste of money in long run, but after a few drinks on a big night out, a tenner is nothing huge.
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