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Old 08-08-2009, 13:56   #71
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Why do men leave toilet seat up?
if its down why do they pee on it and not clean it up?
I don't mean a tiny dot of pee either I mean lots of pee all over it grrr.
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Gives me something to pee on.
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Old 08-08-2009, 13:57   #72
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Iain that is disgusting. Janet I feel for you hun!
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Old 08-08-2009, 14:05   #73
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Iain that is disgusting. Janet I feel for you hun!
Poor me eh?

Iain I shall buy you some of those smiley face balls that you put in the loo to pee on.
Although I know our 5yr old son has never needed them I think you might!!!!
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Old 08-08-2009, 14:38   #74
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Iain that is disgusting. Janet I feel for you hun!
It's why I sit down to pee in the middle of the night, my aim is even further out then...
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Old 08-08-2009, 14:40   #75
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That doesn't explain why you don't even bother to clean it up!!

Eurrrghh!
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Old 08-08-2009, 14:44   #76
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That doesn't explain why you don't even bother to clean it up!!

Eurrrghh!
I don't even notice the splashback, my mind is on higher things.

I have now taken to pre-emptively wiping the seat after use - buy shares in Andrex...
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Old 08-08-2009, 17:41   #77
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It was a bit controversial but no fire burns without fuel! Anyway there is more do you think that wooden toilet seats are better?

I think that the book “men are mars and women are from Venus”? Explains a lot about the differences (to a bloke)!

I know It’s it’s a big thing but where would we be with out each other?

Sorry, a bit heavy man but I am a newbie so help please!

happy days....


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Old 08-08-2009, 18:05   #78
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I hate wood toilet seats, I love sitting on a cold seat. Wood is naturally warm, we have a wood toilet seat
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Old 09-08-2009, 12:37   #79
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Why do women leave the toilet seat down?
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Old 09-08-2009, 12:42   #80
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This one is clearly going to run and run. Posts #67, #69.
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