Movie Title Fun - Page 8

Belmit · 18-05-2011, 14:32

Rocky and Pullwinkle

Sylvestor Stallone reprises his famous role, with a perpetually masturbating chimp as a sidekick. Boxing gloves are the only things that stop him constantly cracking one out and with the rage it puts him into when wearing them it soon becomes clear that he could be the next champ.

Kitten · 18-05-2011, 14:33

*applauds Goose & Belmit*

Brilliant. Particularly 'The Rattle of Britain'. Reminds me of Top Gear

Goose · 18-05-2011, 15:42

Dis Boot

Tense drama. A group of reggae sailors try to find the owner of a shoe. Acclaimed across the world, it was followed by an unsuccessful sequel called "Dat Slipper". Contains subtitles.

Edit: I sound so very white.

Roberta · 18-05-2011, 16:29

The Full Ponty

Some miners from Pontypridd lose their jobs when the pit closes and decide to dance in the nip. There's lovely, isn't it.

semi-pro waster · 18-05-2011, 18:31

James & The Giant Perch - a masterful reimagining by Roald Dahl of the biblical tale of Jonah and the whale for a younger audience featuring a small ginger child named James and the eponymous and improbably sized perch of the title.

The Dirty Doyen - Sid James as an (even) older man on a daring mission into occupied France to assassinate a group of high ranking German officers gathered at a French chateau. The last sound they'll ever hear is a "hyak, hyak, hyak" before being garotted with Babs Windsor's bikini top that he's been saving for just such an occasion.

Garp · 18-05-2011, 18:33

Yoga Bear

People travel from all around the world to Yellowstone Park to meet this holier-than-the-average-bear and gain the benefits of his spiritual insight, all for the price of a picnic.

Tran: Legacy

A drama set around the life of a post-op transsexual, and the impact the change has on family and friends.

Garp · 18-05-2011, 18:35

Due Dame

A road-trip comedy as a desperate film journalist tries to get cross-country in time for the biggest interview of his life, one that will irrevocably launch his career; an interview with Dame Judy Dench.

Knipples · 18-05-2011, 22:06

Fetal attraction.

Adventures of a baby who keeps falling in love with everyone.

(hopes this one meets madams approval

)

Briggykins · 18-05-2011, 22:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knipples

Fetal attraction.

Adventures of a baby who keeps falling in love with everyone.

(hopes this one meets madams approval

)

Met mine

Definitely chuckle-worthy.

Pickers · 18-05-2011, 22:46

Ferris Bueller’s Gay Off
A modern coming of age tale in which Ferris (Matthew Broderick) tests and pushes the limits of socially acceptable homosexual behaviour within 24 hour;. constantly out-doing the efforts of his head teacher, (who can manage to sport a super moustache, all credit to him) to become the most raging homosexual.

Gone with the Wand
American classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man carry on a turbulent love affair in the American south during the noughties craze of JK Rowling’s making.

Stat wars
A long time ago in a data collection office far far away, two rivalling dark and light factions continue an epic battle, both manipulating the figures to their own ends. Things are looking bleak for the rebel alliance as the empire tightens its grip on the galaxy. New hope comes in the form of a young boy, naturally gifted in the art of standard deviations and binomial expansion, only to learn a worrying fact; that he is the love child of a rational and irrational number. May the figures be with you.

18-05-2011, 14:32	#71
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Rocky and Pullwinkle Sylvestor Stallone reprises his famous role, with a perpetually masturbating chimp as a sidekick. Boxing gloves are the only things that stop him constantly cracking one out and with the rage it puts him into when wearing them it soon becomes clear that he could be the next champ. __________________

18-05-2011, 14:33	#72
Kitten Spinky-Spank Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast Posts: 11,226	applauds Goose & Belmit Brilliant. Particularly 'The Rattle of Britain'. Reminds me of Top Gear __________________ "You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher

18-05-2011, 15:42	#73
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Dis Boot Tense drama. A group of reggae sailors try to find the owner of a shoe. Acclaimed across the world, it was followed by an unsuccessful sequel called "Dat Slipper". Contains subtitles. Edit: I sound so very white. __________________

18-05-2011, 16:29	#74
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	The Full Ponty Some miners from Pontypridd lose their jobs when the pit closes and decide to dance in the nip. There's lovely, isn't it. __________________ I fell out of favour with Heaven somewhere, and I'm here for the hell of it now...

18-05-2011, 18:31	#75
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	James & The Giant Perch - a masterful reimagining by Roald Dahl of the biblical tale of Jonah and the whale for a younger audience featuring a small ginger child named James and the eponymous and improbably sized perch of the title. The Dirty Doyen - Sid James as an (even) older man on a daring mission into occupied France to assassinate a group of high ranking German officers gathered at a French chateau. The last sound they'll ever hear is a "hyak, hyak, hyak" before being garotted with Babs Windsor's bikini top that he's been saving for just such an occasion. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

18-05-2011, 18:33	#76
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Yoga Bear People travel from all around the world to Yellowstone Park to meet this holier-than-the-average-bear and gain the benefits of his spiritual insight, all for the price of a picnic. Tran: Legacy A drama set around the life of a post-op transsexual, and the impact the change has on family and friends. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

18-05-2011, 18:35	#77
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Due Dame A road-trip comedy as a desperate film journalist tries to get cross-country in time for the biggest interview of his life, one that will irrevocably launch his career; an interview with Dame Judy Dench. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

18-05-2011, 22:46	#80
Pickers Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2,692	Ferris Bueller’s Gay Off A modern coming of age tale in which Ferris (Matthew Broderick) tests and pushes the limits of socially acceptable homosexual behaviour within 24 hour;. constantly out-doing the efforts of his head teacher, (who can manage to sport a super moustache, all credit to him) to become the most raging homosexual. Gone with the Wand American classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man carry on a turbulent love affair in the American south during the noughties craze of JK Rowling’s making. Stat wars A long time ago in a data collection office far far away, two rivalling dark and light factions continue an epic battle, both manipulating the figures to their own ends. Things are looking bleak for the rebel alliance as the empire tightens its grip on the galaxy. New hope comes in the form of a young boy, naturally gifted in the art of standard deviations and binomial expansion, only to learn a worrying fact; that he is the love child of a rational and irrational number. May the figures be with you. __________________ Pictures