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Old 09-08-2009, 12:51   #81
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Old 09-08-2009, 12:55   #82
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Why do women leave the toilet seat down?
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It is simple, woman need the toilet seat down for comfort. Surely if men could aim properly then the toilet seat is fine down.
Simple really.
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Simple really.
you need it down for comfort, but it shouldn't stop you picking it back up again afterwards

If we're expected to lift it up and then put it back down again for you ladies, why can't we expect the same in return
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Old 09-08-2009, 12:59   #84
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Sorry to have to go into detail, but it doesn't just stop like those jumping fountains at Alton Towers, it trails away to nothing like when you turn a hose off at the tap. That's why it goes on the seat.

That said, I'd never leave the seat down anyway for that very reason.
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Old 09-08-2009, 13:03   #85
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You seem to have done the typical man thing and read what you want to, so I will highlight it again for you.

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It is simple, woman need the toilet seat down for comfort. Surely if men could aim properly then the toilet seat is fine down.
Men are the ones who make a mess when they go for a wee with the toilet seat down, so why should we have to touch a potentially messy toilet seat because you men can't aim? I don't see why we should. Just aim properly.
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Old 09-08-2009, 13:07   #86
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Easy tiger!

Also Belmit's post highlights why that wouldn't work
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Old 09-08-2009, 13:08   #87
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Why do women leave the toilet seat down?
it has a lid so I shut it and to do so I need to put the seat down.
simples!!!
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Old 09-08-2009, 13:09   #88
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But even so why should we have to touch the seat when you are the ones who make the mess on it? We don't make any mess on it, so that is why we shouldn't have to move it to prevent you from making a mess on it yourself
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Nothing to do with aim IMO. I may be able to pee through a Hula-hoop at ten paces, but that last part will always fall on the seat because it fades to a trickle. This is why I'm an advocate of never leaving the toilet seat down as it removes the issue.
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Fine you can't control the wee at the end, but that still leaves the question, why should we have to touch the toilet seat that needs to be lifted for you to wee (because if you don't you will make a mess)?

Another thought. Have you ever been to a showroom and seen the toilet seat up? No, because it isn't designed to be left up.
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