05-07-2010, 16:06 | #931 |
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Picking the kids up from school on a Monday and them and their clothing already being filthy
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05-07-2010, 16:22 | #932 |
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oh yes... and no longer will I be buying the white school polos with logos at £7 a pop..... give me the 75 million cheapo's for £3 that I can just bung after the little one has drawn all over his shirt in dry wipe marker... for something that comes off dry wipe boards so easy it just wont budge on white shirts!
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05-07-2010, 16:25 | #933 |
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£7?! It would be cheaper to print your own
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05-07-2010, 16:31 | #934 |
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05-07-2010, 16:34 | #935 |
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Ahh fair enough then!
Random idea and no idea if it will work - but what about spraying some water repellent chemicals on to it? Maybe it will make them easier to clean? (I could, and probably am, talking out of my back mouth)
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05-07-2010, 21:34 | #936 |
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If you coated Josh's school shirt in a 4 foot thick layer of teflon, he'd still come home looking like a Jackson Pollock.
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05-07-2010, 21:50 | #937 |
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They'd see it as a challenge. Daisy came out of school saying a boy had randomly attacked her with charcoal. She'd clearly let him colour in her entire face, she looked like she'd been up a chimney.
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05-07-2010, 22:06 | #938 |
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05-07-2010, 22:09 | #939 |
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I love Daisy.
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06-07-2010, 22:38 | #940 |
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Been through so much, but still so capable of mischief. Love it!
I thought I'd be going for a threesome today, but then a fourth happened. 1. Burst drains. These do seem to come in threes. Mine, then my neighbours, and now an impromptu river on the main road, capped off by a big hole in the road. Enough already! 2. Police cars in the next street - and my immediate reaction "who has been murdered this time?" :/ 3. Low battery alarms. Last week - UPS - beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep! This week - Smoke alarm - beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEP! BEEP! At least the UPS decided its battery was OK this week and quit beeping. No doubt It'll decide otherwise soon - probably just after I fix the smoke alarm. 4. Falling over bags. That bag has been there for ages, so how come I fell over it tonight? Is someone moving my bags?!?!?!? |