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Old 12-07-2010, 20:31   #971
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Men's mags are the same. Who in the readership is supposed to buy this stuff?!!!
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Old 12-07-2010, 20:40   #972
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anyfink..... i've never been more anoyed by a slight mispronunciation in my life. it might be Dominic Littlewood's poo program which caused it and hte rest of that irritated me massivley, but that threw me over the edge
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Old 12-07-2010, 21:07   #973
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When clients call up and ask for a quote, I ask them what they are after .. the answer comes back as ' caps '

NO ******* SH!T SHERLOCK !!!
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Old 12-07-2010, 21:29   #974
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Advertorials and adverts in magazines - especially ones for dresses that cost £1,000 which even if I had the money would have no intention of buying.

Why do they do that?! This is why I boycotted women's magazines for so long!

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Me too! Hatehatehate.
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Old 12-07-2010, 21:49   #975
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Advertorials and adverts in magazines - especially ones for dresses that cost £1,000 which even if I had the money would have no intention of buying.

Why do they do that?! This is why I boycotted women's magazines for so long!

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We had an unemployed scrote in work a couple of weeks ago, he was wearing a baseball cap which he said cost him £200 and he was wearing £150 trainers. 2 items of clothing which in total cost more than my wardrobe. Including the furniture.

I bought a cap from Sports Direct for £2.99, is his £197.01 more comfortable/stylish/cool?
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Old 12-07-2010, 22:51   #976
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I have a £300 jacket but it is worth that die to the design, materials and research that has gone into making it (Technical Outdoor Jacket - and I did NOT actually pay £300, that is it's RRP ) but can't understand chavs who buy £100-200 trainers when the £30 equivalents are exactly the same.
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Old 12-07-2010, 22:53   #977
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I bought a cap from Sports Direct for £2.99, is his £197.01 more comfortable/stylish/cool?
Probably/Yes/Yes

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Old 12-07-2010, 23:00   #978
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Probably/Yes/Yes

On him rather than me. I'm too old to be cool anymore, but young enough not to care!

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Old 13-07-2010, 09:41   #979
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Let's say somebody is lying on the ground between two dogs. Rubbish example, but I can't think of anything else at the moment. Anyway, at this point that someone might be inclined to say 'ooh look, I'm in a dog sandwich'.
No, you're not. You're in a you sandwich, with the dogs as the bread. Nobody says 'hmm, I think I'll have some ham in a bread sandwich'. And if they do, they're stupid.
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Old 13-07-2010, 10:43   #980
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The dog sandwich bit made me laugh but I get your point!
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