The modern metrosexual man ? - Page 2

Pebs · 05-04-2007, 23:40

He uses Old Spice, I dont expect piffling details like that will stop him!

Kell_ee001 · 06-04-2007, 00:06

Will · 06-04-2007, 01:38

Crikey.,... Ray... are you sure you're batting for the right team?!

Haly · 06-04-2007, 02:13

You big girl

I've got 1 perfume, 2-3 deodorants, facial moisturiser, foot moisturiser and 5 hair products (which compared to last year is fairly excessive for me

but does the trick).
I'd quite like more than 1 perfume at some point but otherwise I have plenty of other stuff

Darrin · 06-04-2007, 04:05

No, no surfing. Just lighting smokes off plasma cutters.

And heating my house with a great roaring fire that I lit with one strike of my Zippo. And no paper or other tinder.

It's amazing what a pint of 2-stroke petrol will do, isn't it?

Darrin · 06-04-2007, 04:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matblack

Not a whole lot of surf in Minnesota!

MB

No, but there's always snow skiing behind a truck....

Darrin · 06-04-2007, 04:07

Is the chest beating and grunting like a caveman coming across the internet well enough?

semi-pro waster · 06-04-2007, 09:12

Sweet monkey jesus, you must have skin softer than a babys bum with all that gubbins.

I have shower gel, deodorant, razor, shaving gel and a couple of aftershaves. Thats it. Actually I've got lots of shower gels and deodorants but they are all Lynx stuff which my granny still gives me although I haven't used Lynx regularly since I was about 12 - I reckon she is trying to tell me something though.

Tak · 06-04-2007, 09:32

LOL

Even I don't have that much stuff if I include makeup and makeup removal things

Von Smallhausen · 06-04-2007, 09:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flibster

Gayer than Julian Clairy!

Julian Clarey is gay ?

05-04-2007, 23:40	#11
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	He uses Old Spice, I dont expect piffling details like that will stop him! __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

06-04-2007, 00:06	#12
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________

06-04-2007, 01:38	#13
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Crikey.,... Ray... are you sure you're batting for the right team?! __________________ *No No!*

06-04-2007, 02:13	#14
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	You big girl I've got 1 perfume, 2-3 deodorants, facial moisturiser, foot moisturiser and 5 hair products (which compared to last year is fairly excessive for me but does the trick). I'd quite like more than 1 perfume at some point but otherwise I have plenty of other stuff __________________ Halycopter

06-04-2007, 04:05	#15
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	No, no surfing. Just lighting smokes off plasma cutters. And heating my house with a great roaring fire that I lit with one strike of my Zippo. And no paper or other tinder. It's amazing what a pint of 2-stroke petrol will do, isn't it? __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

06-04-2007, 04:07	#17
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Is the chest beating and grunting like a caveman coming across the internet well enough? __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

06-04-2007, 09:12	#18
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	Sweet monkey jesus, you must have skin softer than a babys bum with all that gubbins. I have shower gel, deodorant, razor, shaving gel and a couple of aftershaves. Thats it. Actually I've got lots of shower gels and deodorants but they are all Lynx stuff which my granny still gives me although I haven't used Lynx regularly since I was about 12 - I reckon she is trying to tell me something though. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

06-04-2007, 09:32	#19
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	LOL Even I don't have that much stuff if I include makeup and makeup removal things __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!