The modern metrosexual man ?

Mondo · 05-04-2007, 22:19

Bought a new Fusion razor (1/2 price) today and a L'Oreal men expert pack (1/3 off) today from boots, got home and looked around the bathroom and realise I have a LOT of cosmetic products. Kinda just bought one, when about half way through i got another one... and then another

Hair product at the front left, moisturiser on the right, eau de toilette in the middle back, deodorant middle back (left), shave foam on the back left.

Belmit · 05-04-2007, 22:39

Jesus wept. You could re-enact George's Marvellous Medicine with that lot.

Stan_Lite · 05-04-2007, 22:46

Good God man

Go out now, get ****faced, fight some hairy biker, watch some rugby and then chuck 90% of those bottles out.

Stan

Flibster · 05-04-2007, 22:51

Gayer than Julian Clairy!

Matblack · 05-04-2007, 23:01

Poof tbh

Throw away the French Connection stuff immediately, its like buying an Armani watch, all label and the contents are the same as you would get in inferior model. Stick with the Nivia or L'Orel at least they actually have some form of active ingredient which might protect your skin. The Simple stuff is OK too and aftershave and hair gel don't count.

MB

Belmit · 05-04-2007, 23:18

My stuff for comparison:

It looked a bit sparse so I threw toothpaste in as well.

Mondo · 05-04-2007, 23:22

The FCUK stuff is mostly eau de toilette at the front, the only other thing is 1 moisturiser, one hair clay paste and one shaving foam.

I don't know when exactly it got like this...it used to be 1 deodorant, 2 eau de toilette. and 1 moisturiser.

Darrin · 05-04-2007, 23:31

Heh, my complete bath kit involves a bottle of Old Spice body wash / shampoo and Old Spice Arctic Fresh pit stick, along with a basic toothbrush and Colgate paste.

Shaving is for sissies that work in offices!!

Pebs · 05-04-2007, 23:33

Old Spice! *hails Darrin!* Can you surf and stuff?

Matblack · 05-04-2007, 23:39

Not a whole lot of surf in Minnesota!

MB

05-04-2007, 22:19	#1
Mondo Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,174	The modern metrosexual man ? Bought a new Fusion razor (1/2 price) today and a L'Oreal men expert pack (1/3 off) today from boots, got home and looked around the bathroom and realise I have a LOT of cosmetic products. Kinda just bought one, when about half way through i got another one... and then another Hair product at the front left, moisturiser on the right, eau de toilette in the middle back, deodorant middle back (left), shave foam on the back left. __________________ My Website / MSN / Email / Flickr / Blog

05-04-2007, 22:39	#2
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Jesus wept. You could re-enact George's Marvellous Medicine with that lot. __________________

05-04-2007, 22:46	#3
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Good God man Go out now, get ****faced, fight some hairy biker, watch some rugby and then chuck 90% of those bottles out. Stan __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

05-04-2007, 22:51	#4
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	Gayer than Julian Clairy! __________________

05-04-2007, 23:01	#5
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Poof tbh Throw away the French Connection stuff immediately, its like buying an Armani watch, all label and the contents are the same as you would get in inferior model. Stick with the Nivia or L'Orel at least they actually have some form of active ingredient which might protect your skin. The Simple stuff is OK too and aftershave and hair gel don't count. MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

05-04-2007, 23:18	#6
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	My stuff for comparison: It looked a bit sparse so I threw toothpaste in as well. __________________

05-04-2007, 23:22	#7
Mondo Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,174	The FCUK stuff is mostly eau de toilette at the front, the only other thing is 1 moisturiser, one hair clay paste and one shaving foam. I don't know when exactly it got like this...it used to be 1 deodorant, 2 eau de toilette. and 1 moisturiser. __________________ My Website / MSN / Email / Flickr / Blog

05-04-2007, 23:31	#8
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Heh, my complete bath kit involves a bottle of Old Spice body wash / shampoo and Old Spice Arctic Fresh pit stick, along with a basic toothbrush and Colgate paste. Shaving is for sissies that work in offices!! __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

05-04-2007, 23:33	#9
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Old Spice! hails Darrin! Can you surf and stuff? __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

05-04-2007, 23:39	#10
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Not a whole lot of surf in Minnesota! MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"