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Old 21-07-2007, 19:41   #11
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Your mum is so fat when she goes to a restaurant and sees the menu she says 'yes please'
Your mum is so fat when she weighs herself the reading is 'to be continued...'
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Old 21-07-2007, 20:18   #12
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Your momma's so fat she can stand up and lie down and STILL be the same height!

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Old 21-07-2007, 20:37   #13
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yo mama's so fat she kick starts jumbo jets.
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Old 21-07-2007, 20:38   #14
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Yo mama's an astronaught (no, I don't understand it either)...

/Wesley Snipes
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Old 22-07-2007, 18:16   #15
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Yo mama's so fat that when she lounges round the house, she lounges ROUND the house...
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Old 22-07-2007, 18:20   #16
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Yo mamma's had more cocks than John Wayne's gun!
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Old 23-07-2007, 13:10   #17
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Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
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Old 23-07-2007, 16:33   #18
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY!
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Old 23-07-2007, 18:23   #19
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Your Father Smells so bad he turns Right Guard Left
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