The end of the war in SQL

Jonny69 · 05-09-2007, 11:08

SQL statements just received from US. Please run on JAPAN database:

DELETE FROM HIROSHIMA WHERE DATE='06/08/1945'
DELETE FROM NAGASAKI WHERE DATE='09/08/1945'

When complete please run this:

UPDATE JAPAN SET SURRENDER='Y', FLAG=WHITE WHERE TABLEMNAME='STATUS'

Ithankyouverymuch. I am bored at work.

Jasper · 05-09-2007, 11:21

DELETE FROM jasper.memories WHERE boat_drinks_post_id = 144599

Feek · 05-09-2007, 11:23

/me giggles in a geeky way

Jonny69 · 05-09-2007, 11:30

I should have put an IF statement before the DELETE FROM NAGASAKI WHERE DATE='09/08/1945' to check for surrender status. I must address my history knowledge. But would the Americans have really checked?

Davey_Pitch · 05-09-2007, 11:37

I found it amusing

Jonny69 · 05-09-2007, 11:44

Have been frantically trying to update the earlier helpdesk case notes. With all this action I've got very behind...

Last Update By:
Adolf Hitler

Case Description:
Approval problems invading Poland

Last case notes update:
Updated field on WW2LEDG, warned client of imminent invasion from countryid GERMANY.

Gaijin · 05-09-2007, 22:04

SELECT WEAPONRY FROM FEEKSCABINET WHERE 'PAINPOTENTIAL' > 5000000
SET 'CALIBRE'=50CAL
ORDER BY LETHALITY
GROUPBY COLOUR
DROP TABLE JOHNNY69;

Syntax is probably out but uni knowledge is but a faint memory now

05-09-2007, 11:08	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	The end of the war in SQL SQL statements just received from US. Please run on JAPAN database: DELETE FROM HIROSHIMA WHERE DATE='06/08/1945' DELETE FROM NAGASAKI WHERE DATE='09/08/1945' When complete please run this: UPDATE JAPAN SET SURRENDER='Y', FLAG=WHITE WHERE TABLEMNAME='STATUS' Ithankyouverymuch. I am bored at work. __________________

05-09-2007, 11:23	#3
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	/me giggles in a geeky way __________________

05-09-2007, 11:30	#4
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	I should have put an IF statement before the DELETE FROM NAGASAKI WHERE DATE='09/08/1945' to check for surrender status. I must address my history knowledge. But would the Americans have really checked? __________________

05-09-2007, 11:37	#5
Davey_Pitch I iz speshul Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,296	I found it amusing __________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

05-09-2007, 11:44	#6
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Have been frantically trying to update the earlier helpdesk case notes. With all this action I've got very behind... Last Update By: Adolf Hitler Case Description: Approval problems invading Poland Last case notes update: Updated field on WW2LEDG, warned client of imminent invasion from countryid GERMANY. __________________

05-09-2007, 11:21	#2
Jasper Simple & Red Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 535	DELETE FROM jasper.memories WHERE boat_drinks_post_id = 144599

05-09-2007, 22:04	#7
Gaijin Columbian Coffee Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 99	SELECT WEAPONRY FROM FEEKSCABINET WHERE 'PAINPOTENTIAL' > 5000000 SET 'CALIBRE'=50CAL ORDER BY LETHALITY GROUPBY COLOUR DROP TABLE JOHNNY69; Syntax is probably out but uni knowledge is but a faint memory now __________________