Finally found what my life is missing...

Pebs · 06-09-2007, 10:26

or rather what the dogs are missing

Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem

Thank god. I lay awake at night, distraught over the fact that my dogs don't have a pair of cahooners for me to admire.

ROFL! I just typed all that and realised that actually, they both do have all that nature intended them to have! I've been missing out on prime puppy perving opportunities! That would explain their enormous self esteem though.

Feek · 06-09-2007, 10:28

*backs away, smiling nervously*

Desmo · 06-09-2007, 10:34

FREAK!!!

Stan_Lite · 06-09-2007, 11:00

I'm really surprised I managed to get in with this first - but - those really are the dogs bollocks

Aside from that, I join the others in worrying about Pebs' perving habits :undecided:

Tak · 06-09-2007, 13:05

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Do Neuticles come in different models?

Neuticles are available in three models: NeuticleOriginals (rigid firmness) NeuticleNatural (natural firmness) and Neuticles UltraPLUS. Each are crafted from FDA medically-approved (for human use) materials- replicating the animals testicle in size, shape, weight and feel.

I wonder if they do them for rats - I'm sure Cmot and Merlin would be forever grateful

06-09-2007, 10:26	#1
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Finally found what my life is missing... or rather what the dogs are missing Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem Thank god. I lay awake at night, distraught over the fact that my dogs don't have a pair of cahooners for me to admire. ROFL! I just typed all that and realised that actually, they both do have all that nature intended them to have! I've been missing out on prime puppy perving opportunities! That would explain their enormous self esteem though. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

06-09-2007, 10:28	#2
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	backs away, smiling nervously __________________

06-09-2007, 10:34	#3
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	FREAK!!! __________________

06-09-2007, 11:00	#4
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	I'm really surprised I managed to get in with this first - but - those really are the dogs bollocks Aside from that, I join the others in worrying about Pebs' perving habits :undecided: __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...