** Speaking from experience!!! ** - Page 5

penski · 10-10-2008, 22:09

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Originally Posted by Garp

4) Never agree to help anyone with their computer stuff, unless they're close friends / family; you'll soon find it takes over your life.

I'd say especially close friends and family.

*n

penski · 10-10-2008, 22:11

10. The amount of alcohol consumed both increases the likelihood of and decreases the suitability of telling a complete stranger your list of amusing afflictions complete with impressions.

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Fayshun · 10-10-2008, 23:23

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Originally Posted by Lomster

1. Never use self tanning wipes the day before you meet your new bloke.
5. Never meet strange men from chatrooms it may end in a 6yr relationship and 3kids.

The strange man off of the chatroom may well like orange feet.

Gnat · 10-10-2008, 23:33

Dont order 2 large dominos pizzas if you arent meant to eat cheese/

Ow.

Metalface Mark · 11-10-2008, 01:16

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Originally Posted by Matblack

Cut your own hair
Take an overdose of ***
Spend all day swiming in a hot country and not put sun block on the tops of your ears
Get fat
Try to drive from Maidstone to Pembroke on the foggyest night of the year

MB

You cant overdose on ***.

Lomster · 11-10-2008, 01:17

remember to slap strange men off chatrooms for putting head under duvet after he farts

Never assume men are more mature when older...

Never assume older men can look after themselves..

Matblack · 11-10-2008, 01:23

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Originally Posted by Metalface Mark

You cant overdose on ***.

Actually thinking about this I do access this site from work and its probably not a good idea charting my youthful misadventures, suffice to say although its not technically an overdose as it is hard to actually take a LD50 of the stuff it was a very extreme experience.

MB

penski · 11-10-2008, 08:20

Likewise, if you're already partying with Charles and someone asks if they shold invite Sidney, say no. They don't get on.

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Tak · 11-10-2008, 09:30

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Originally Posted by penski

I'd like to expand this to:

Don't drive golf carts on residential streets in Adelaide, crash into someone's garage, try to run away, fall through a hedge into a pond, climb out, fall into the road, pass out, wake up and then refer to the attending officer as a 'bastard son of a convict'...

*n

Metalface Mark · 11-10-2008, 09:47

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Originally Posted by Matblack

Actually thinking about this I do access this site from work and its probably not a good idea charting my youthful misadventures, suffice to say although its not technically an overdose as it is hard to actually take a LD50 of the stuff it was a very extreme experience.

MB

Yeh but good fun though eh, a lot of my best memories have a purple tinge to them

10-10-2008, 22:11	#42
penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	10. The amount of alcohol consumed both increases the likelihood of and decreases the suitability of telling a complete stranger your list of amusing afflictions complete with impressions. *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.

10-10-2008, 23:33	#44
Gnat BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 500	Dont order 2 large dominos pizzas if you arent meant to eat cheese/ Ow. __________________ words are more treacherous and powerful than we think

11-10-2008, 08:20	#48
penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	Likewise, if you're already partying with Charles and someone asks if they shold invite Sidney, say no. They don't get on. *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.

11-10-2008, 01:17	#46
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	remember to slap strange men off chatrooms for putting head under duvet after he farts Never assume men are more mature when older... Never assume older men can look after themselves..