Stop Thief ....

Von Smallhausen · 16-11-2008, 20:35

Yesterday, I was down the town doing a bit shopping and due to the cold weather I was wearing a long trench coat.

I got followed by security in every bastard shop I went in ........

My wry smile may have come across as being a piss take but I assure you it wasn't.

Mark · 16-11-2008, 21:00

I do hope you didn't go in M&S.

link - RIP

Von Smallhausen · 16-11-2008, 21:06

Cheers Mark, that's very reassuring.

Desmo · 16-11-2008, 21:20

Did you act all shifty? Picking up random items whilst looking into the CCTV cameras

Von Smallhausen · 16-11-2008, 21:24

Incidentally, does anyone want to buy a 360 and some Wii games ?

Wellington · 16-11-2008, 22:06

want a wii and wii fit... maybe on your next shopping trip?

Stan_Lite · 17-11-2008, 05:38

Next time you're "shopping" in the Metro Centre, if you could nip into a certain drinks emporium with your 'Coat of many Pockets™'..............

I was shopping with my sister once and we went into a shop which was empty of customers. There were two staff, one on the till and one stacking shelves/wandering about. After a few minutes we noticed the floor walker was rather blatantly following us, so with a knowing nod, we split up. The would be detective had to choose and ended up following me (must look dodgier than my sis

). Now and again, we would meet up for a while and then separate again. The poor shop person must have been torn as to which one to follow each time. We got bored after a while and walked out of the shop without making a purchase

Childish but fun.

lostkat · 17-11-2008, 07:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark

I do hope you didn't go in M&S.

link - RIP

What a charming story

16-11-2008, 20:35	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Stop Thief .... Yesterday, I was down the town doing a bit shopping and due to the cold weather I was wearing a long trench coat. I got followed by security in every bastard shop I went in ........ My wry smile may have come across as being a piss take but I assure you it wasn't. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

16-11-2008, 21:06	#3
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Cheers Mark, that's very reassuring. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

16-11-2008, 21:20	#4
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Did you act all shifty? Picking up random items whilst looking into the CCTV cameras __________________

16-11-2008, 21:24	#5
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Incidentally, does anyone want to buy a 360 and some Wii games ? __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

16-11-2008, 22:06	#6
Wellington Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cranham, Upminster, Essex Posts: 293	want a wii and wii fit... maybe on your next shopping trip? __________________

16-11-2008, 21:00	#2
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I do hope you didn't go in M&S. link - RIP

17-11-2008, 05:38	#7
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Next time you're "shopping" in the Metro Centre, if you could nip into a certain drinks emporium with your 'Coat of many Pockets™'.............. I was shopping with my sister once and we went into a shop which was empty of customers. There were two staff, one on the till and one stacking shelves/wandering about. After a few minutes we noticed the floor walker was rather blatantly following us, so with a knowing nod, we split up. The would be detective had to choose and ended up following me (must look dodgier than my sis ). Now and again, we would meet up for a while and then separate again. The poor shop person must have been torn as to which one to follow each time. We got bored after a while and walked out of the shop without making a purchase Childish but fun. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...