you Couldn't Make It Up

Pumpkinstew · 22-12-2008, 14:59

Glamour Model Loses Duck - Back for Xmas

I love my home city. It's a comedy goldmine.

Dee · 22-12-2008, 15:03

Mega slow news day it would seem :/

iCraig · 22-12-2008, 15:07

I couldn't give a duck about that to be honest.

NokkonWud · 22-12-2008, 15:12

I remember her!
She was in the Big Bang!

kaiowas · 22-12-2008, 15:20

So many things in that story I could highlight but this one did it for me:

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We had a phone call from the Patrick Pinker game farm, who offered us the services of a professional duck catcher

I wonder how much work there is for a professional duck catcher? Can they do geese as well or does you need extra qualifications for that? What about chickens?

Mark · 22-12-2008, 20:34

I suspect they just hired Dr. Dolittle. How else would they know this...

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Daphne had managed to wander more than three miles away, leaving the rest of the menagerie - two mallards, 10 chickens, a dog, a parrot and a pond full of fish - wondering where she had gone.

Mark · 22-12-2008, 21:02

Hadn't noticed that, but it certainly seems to fit given that they just had to mention the Bentley, what what.

Feek · 23-12-2008, 09:21

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Originally Posted by Kitten

I love that they live on 'Cock Road'

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Originally Posted by Mark

they just had to mention the Bentley, what what.

Should have been an Audi, surely?

Rich_L · 23-12-2008, 11:42

Heh, I love local newspapers

When I'm back home, I love picking up the Tavistock Times to see what's going on, my favourite was something along the lines of:

"Firemen were called yesterday because of a glass pane which appeared to be in a dangerous position. Upon inspection, it was found to be securely fastened and no further action was required."

The excitement!

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Rich_L Dr Cocktapuss Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Seven Sizzles Posts: 1,044	Heh, I love local newspapers When I'm back home, I love picking up the Tavistock Times to see what's going on, my favourite was something along the lines of: "Firemen were called yesterday because of a glass pane which appeared to be in a dangerous position. Upon inspection, it was found to be securely fastened and no further action was required." The excitement! __________________

22-12-2008, 15:03	#2
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Mega slow news day it would seem :/

22-12-2008, 21:02	#7
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Hadn't noticed that, but it certainly seems to fit given that they just had to mention the Bentley, what what.