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Old 13-02-2009, 07:40   #41
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sorry but missus says I can't marry any of you
Another dream shattered

I tried to do the list and started off OK.
I had Feek as best man and Pebs as matron of honour, then I started to list everybody I consider true, personal friends as page boys/bridesmaids and the whole thing got completely unmanageable - I never realised that I had so many real friends here .
In light of this fact, I have restricted myself to two of each.
Page boys - MB (cos he looks better in a kilt than I do) and Burble (cos he has excellent taste in whisky).
Bridesmaids - Aitch (cos she's drop dead gorgeous) and Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (cos she's my pal).

Bride would be given away by Grandad.

DJ - well, it has to be Luke, we'd have a hell of a party. I'd also have Lopez doing jokes at half-time.

The bride?
Easy! Jodie Foster, because I've been in love with her since I was 11

All my other friends from here would, of course, be guests of honour and we'd have the biggest top table ever to fit them all in (there'd be a bucket under Belmit's seat - just in case ).

Also, joint photographers would be Pete and Dee and catering by Leo and Lostkat.
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Old 13-02-2009, 09:50   #42
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Altogether now. . . . "OH YES WE DO!"
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I think I'll spare everybody in all honesty. Well it's Friday, I'm sure I'll be out tonight collecting more stories.
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Old 13-02-2009, 09:56   #43
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Are you insane? We'd be there all bloody night whilst he yabbered on!
Ace. I've always wanted to hook someone off with a shepherd's crook.
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Old 14-02-2009, 18:28   #44
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What do flower girlies do?

*confuddled*

Planning our wedding at the moment. It's turning into a logistical nightmare!!! Anyone have a spare few grand kicking around?!
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Old 15-02-2009, 14:45   #45
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The flower girl proceeds down the aisle just before the maid of honour, scattering rose petals along the bridal path. Traditionally, she totes a basket full of petals, but other alternatives include wrapped candies or confetti. Also, instead of scattering aforementioned items, she can carry a single bloom, a pomander (a lush ball of flowers), or blow bubbles.
Sorry not got a few spare grand though I'm around today if you want a chat on msn hun xx

Also another good site hun http://www.hitched.co.uk/planning/roles.aspx
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Old 18-02-2009, 01:34   #46
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What do flower girlies do?

*confuddled*

Planning our wedding at the moment. It's turning into a logistical nightmare!!! Anyone have a spare few grand kicking around?!
I feel you, Pheebs! It's outrageous!
Apparantly people in Hawaii believe you have to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding....
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Old 18-02-2009, 09:18   #47
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Old 18-02-2009, 10:08   #48
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