Army joke

Zirax · 13-12-2009, 15:09

A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"

Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!"

A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it.

He says "is that how the men do it soldier?"

"No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

Feek · 13-12-2009, 15:17

Exit.
Left.
Use it!

Darrin · 14-12-2009, 05:35

To quote my wife:

"That's ****ed up!!"

13-12-2009, 15:09	#1
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	Army joke A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?" Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!" A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it. He says "is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

13-12-2009, 15:17	#2
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Exit. Left. Use it! __________________

14-12-2009, 05:35	#3
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	To quote my wife: "That's ****ed up!!" __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".