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Old 28-04-2010, 10:18   #1
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Just been chatting to the chief engineer and he told me about an amusing exchange he had with his wife via e-mail recently which I found highly amusing and I thought some of you (possibly not all) may find it amusing too. It went roughly like this:

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There's something wrong with the telly. I can change channels ok but there's no picture on any channel, only sound. What should I do?
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The ironing.
Her reply:
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**** off ****wipe.
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Old 28-04-2010, 10:44   #2
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I liked his response but not hers

Am I a sexist pig now?
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Old 28-04-2010, 12:05   #3
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He wins 476 Man points !


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Old 28-04-2010, 12:17   #4
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He has a point...
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Old 28-04-2010, 12:27   #5
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Classic
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Old 28-04-2010, 12:59   #6
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Maybe she was ironing as she watched telly. It's possible - she is a woman after all so isn't limited to one task at a time.
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Old 28-04-2010, 13:14   #7
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Lol!!
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Old 29-04-2010, 00:42   #8
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I just spat tea over my keyboard
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Old 29-04-2010, 09:51   #9
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I'm not convinced by the whole 'women can multi-task better' arguement, simply because an excellent example of performing multiple tasks at once is driving.





/me can drive most excellently, but still can't multi-task!
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