Cooking with Jonny69: Cookies a 5 year old could do better!

Jonny69 · 03-01-2011, 19:10

Well folks, it's the end of the Christmas break. I've been off work for far too long and the boredom is well entrenched. So much so that I've resorted to baking lame cookies. So lame, a 5 year old child could do a better job

Recipe.

For the cookies: see online for a Delia Smith recipe, but do your teeth a favour and cut down the sugar a bit!

For the icing: icing sugar in diabetes-inducing quantities, splash of water to make a paste, coloured food dyes (something hideous looking with a warning on the bottle is best).

Roll out and cut out with some random unmatched cookie cutters. Bake for 15 minutes on greaseproof paper at 180. Cool on a rack not designed for cooling cookies on. Ice them badly with small paintbrushes:

Came out pretty badly huh?

See if you can guess which ones I made and which ones the missus made:

Justsomebloke · 03-01-2011, 20:56

If they were laced with hash they'd be Blinding.

Glaucus · 04-01-2011, 16:43

Brilliant looks like fun, is that mc hammer i spy

Jonny69 · 05-01-2011, 13:04

Lol, decided the cowboy was too difficult to tackle

03-01-2011, 19:10	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Cooking with Jonny69: Cookies a 5 year old could do better! Well folks, it's the end of the Christmas break. I've been off work for far too long and the boredom is well entrenched. So much so that I've resorted to baking lame cookies. So lame, a 5 year old child could do a better job Recipe. For the cookies: see online for a Delia Smith recipe, but do your teeth a favour and cut down the sugar a bit! For the icing: icing sugar in diabetes-inducing quantities, splash of water to make a paste, coloured food dyes (something hideous looking with a warning on the bottle is best). Roll out and cut out with some random unmatched cookie cutters. Bake for 15 minutes on greaseproof paper at 180. Cool on a rack not designed for cooling cookies on. Ice them badly with small paintbrushes: Came out pretty badly huh? See if you can guess which ones I made and which ones the missus made: __________________

03-01-2011, 20:56	#2
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	If they were laced with hash they'd be Blinding. __________________

04-01-2011, 16:43	#3
Glaucus Absinthe Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,855	Brilliant looks like fun, is that mc hammer i spy __________________

05-01-2011, 13:04	#4
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Lol, decided the cowboy was too difficult to tackle __________________