Tiling, I Told You So, Tea and Revenge!

Pheebs · 03-11-2011, 20:06

Today I was getting stupid filthy trying to tile a fire place which was being a RIGHT pain in the bum. I had slate tiles too... which haven't been cut straight so are 0.5cm out... a stupendously annoying amount!

Due to a tile snapping enroute home from when I picked it up I am deliberating how to finish the fire place.

Me: "HMmm"
Sam: "Why don't you align that one at the back and stick those two on the side using the other snapped tile?"
Me: "Well... Hmm, not sure. It kinda needs to be centre else it doesn't follow the pattern... but that means I don't have enough tiles. Bumcheeks."
Sam "You should do it my way"
Me: "We'll see but don't think I will... not sure"

An hour later...

Me: "I had to do it your way eventually"
Sam: "AaAHAHHAHAH! I TooooLLD you SOoO! TOoOoLD you Sooo! TOld you! Oh... oh what's this... it's a can... and it's full of I TOLD YOU SOOO!" *does a dance around the room whilst singing I told you so*
Me: *sore fingered and filthy, but smirking... laughs... then lobs my entire cup of luke warm tea all over him* "AhahahahahahaHAHAa...AHAHA...HAHAhahahahaa"
Sam: "YoooUUU c**k! You'd better run!" *picks up water bottle*
Me: *pegs it outside and runs to hose pipe lolling all the way*

Sam then laughs and locks the door to the house leaving me outside (in the cold and rain!)! Still laughing, I pick up the tile cutter and proceed to clean it before going to the backdoor and knocking on it (still laughing)

Me: "heLlllOooOOOOoo?! hehehehe! HEllLoOoOOo?! Can I come...."

*KERSPLAT*

Me: "What the?!?!... AHahahahahha"

Sam is leaning out the bedroom window and has emptied an entire pot of cooked pasta and sauce all over my head! We couldn't stop laughing! I heart Sam

And love working from home! Hehe!

Mark · 03-11-2011, 23:42

Revenge is a dish best served ...

HOT!

Knipples · 04-11-2011, 08:06

Oh dear god.

I'll have none of this when you're putting up shelves for me!

Will · 04-11-2011, 09:31

I'd dread to think what you'd be like as children...

Knipples · 04-11-2011, 09:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

I'd dread to think what you'd be like as children...

Why are you speaking in the past tense? Sounds like they still are

Pheebs · 04-11-2011, 10:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knipples

Why are you speaking in the past tense? Sounds like they still are

Where'd you think you get it from

Nah nah nah naaah naaaah naaaah!

Hahaha!

Pasta was cold!! Not hot! We're not that mean!

Life is meant to be fun and silly! I can't be doing with serious!

BBx · 04-11-2011, 10:47

You two are bonkers!

BB x

mejinks · 06-11-2011, 19:42

You are teh mental. I heart your stories

03-11-2011, 20:06	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Tiling, I Told You So, Tea and Revenge! Today I was getting stupid filthy trying to tile a fire place which was being a RIGHT pain in the bum. I had slate tiles too... which haven't been cut straight so are 0.5cm out... a stupendously annoying amount! Due to a tile snapping enroute home from when I picked it up I am deliberating how to finish the fire place. Me: "HMmm" Sam: "Why don't you align that one at the back and stick those two on the side using the other snapped tile?" Me: "Well... Hmm, not sure. It kinda needs to be centre else it doesn't follow the pattern... but that means I don't have enough tiles. Bumcheeks." Sam "You should do it my way" Me: "We'll see but don't think I will... not sure" An hour later... Me: "I had to do it your way eventually" Sam: "AaAHAHHAHAH! I TooooLLD you SOoO! TOoOoLD you Sooo! TOld you! Oh... oh what's this... it's a can... and it's full of I TOLD YOU SOOO!" does a dance around the room whilst singing I told you so Me: sore fingered and filthy, but smirking... laughs... then lobs my entire cup of luke warm tea all over him "AhahahahahahaHAHAa...AHAHA...HAHAhahahahaa" Sam: "YoooUUU c*k! You'd better run!" picks up water bottle* Me: pegs it outside and runs to hose pipe lolling all the way Sam then laughs and locks the door to the house leaving me outside (in the cold and rain!)! Still laughing, I pick up the tile cutter and proceed to clean it before going to the backdoor and knocking on it (still laughing) Me: "heLlllOooOOOOoo?! hehehehe! HEllLoOoOOo?! Can I come...." KERSPLAT Me: "What the?!?!... AHahahahahha" Sam is leaning out the bedroom window and has emptied an entire pot of cooked pasta and sauce all over my head! We couldn't stop laughing! I heart Sam And love working from home! Hehe! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

04-11-2011, 09:31	#4
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I'd dread to think what you'd be like as children... __________________ *No No!*

03-11-2011, 23:42	#2
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Revenge is a dish best served ... HOT!

04-11-2011, 10:47	#7
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	You two are bonkers! BB x