Kids, Eh ?

[Knipples]

My nearly 8 year old goddaughter asked me when she was about six.
(bear in mind I am only working in a school because of being Marchants support assistant)

"Auntie Marie, are you back at school because you didnt do good enough the first time?"

[Lomster]

hahaha @ pebs and Knip

[Desmo]

Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

I find a kid of no more than 5 trying to have my pepper spray away.

Did you take him down and then spray the little ****?

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Desmo

Did you take him down and then spray the little ****?

How dare you suggest such a thing .....

I got him to sign my pocket book admitting to all outstanding crime in the area, the Lucan murder, the Shergah theft and conspiracy to kill the PM.

[Nutcase]

Was the last one cos you couldn't think of anything else?

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Nutcase

Was the last one cos you couldn't think of anything else?

Targets to meet you know ...

[lostkat]

Originally Posted by Pebs

Daisy was sent up for a shower about 1/2 an hour ago, protesting very loudly. I heard her singing very loudly (which she always does on the shower) and then she came marching in with the top of her head wet. She said 'I've rubbed my hair REALLY hard and managed to dry it at the back, but I couldnt dry the top. I've had a shower though. Yes, I really have'. She had a little round patch of wet hair on top and the long bits were bone dry.
I asked for a lovely cuddle so I could smell her nice clean hair and her face dropped like a stone! She's in the shower now (I've checked) and she's not singing.

I laughed like a drain!!

Oooh, you're such a cruel mother!!