Kids, Eh ?

Von Smallhausen · 04-01-2009, 16:50

Today I went to a domestic incident with a couple of other cops and the area is less than salubrious.

As I am speaking to the man of the house who can go off on one when he wants to ( but was fine ), I feel a tug on my duty belt to my right and I find a kid of no more than 5 trying to have my pepper spray away.

Who'd have kids, eh ?

Kell_ee001 · 04-01-2009, 16:53

You must have been below the river

Von Smallhausen · 04-01-2009, 16:57

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Originally Posted by Kitten

you sure it wasn't Kelly? She can be mistaken for a small (drunken) child at times

A very good point.

Lomster · 04-01-2009, 17:12

I keep telling Faysh that he can't have any pepper spray to play with, he's in big trouble for getting Josh to get him some.

Fayshun · 04-01-2009, 17:23

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Originally Posted by Lomster

I keep telling Faysh that he can't have any pepper spray to play with, he's in big trouble for getting Josh to get him some.

He'll have the full kit belt and stabby by the end of the week if officers keep leaving their stuff round Custody

Lomster · 04-01-2009, 17:27

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

He'll have the full kit belt and stabby by the end of the week if officers keep leaving their stuff round Custody

Aww you can pretend to be a copper after all eh?

Pebs · 04-01-2009, 17:58

Daisy was sent up for a shower about 1/2 an hour ago, protesting very loudly. I heard her singing very loudly (which she always does on the shower) and then she came marching in with the top of her head wet. She said 'I've rubbed my hair REALLY hard and managed to dry it at the back, but I couldnt dry the top. I've had a shower though. Yes, I really have'. She had a little round patch of wet hair on top and the long bits were bone dry.
I asked for a lovely cuddle so I could smell her nice clean hair and her face dropped like a stone! She's in the shower now (I've checked) and she's not singing.

I laughed like a drain!!

Pebs · 04-01-2009, 18:03

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA she's just walked in dripping wet 'NOW do you believe I've had a shower'. I sniffed her hair again - 'Daisy did you wash any part of you with soap or shampoo?' 'Nope' 'GET BACK IN THE SHOWER!!!!'

Piggymon · 04-01-2009, 18:03

ROFL !

G|mp · 04-01-2009, 18:04

A quick spray should have acted as a deterrent

04-01-2009, 16:50	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Kids, Eh ? Today I went to a domestic incident with a couple of other cops and the area is less than salubrious. As I am speaking to the man of the house who can go off on one when he wants to ( but was fine ), I feel a tug on my duty belt to my right and I find a kid of no more than 5 trying to have my pepper spray away. Who'd have kids, eh ? __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

04-01-2009, 16:53	#2
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	You must have been below the river __________________

04-01-2009, 17:12	#4
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	I keep telling Faysh that he can't have any pepper spray to play with, he's in big trouble for getting Josh to get him some. __________________

04-01-2009, 17:58	#7
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Daisy was sent up for a shower about 1/2 an hour ago, protesting very loudly. I heard her singing very loudly (which she always does on the shower) and then she came marching in with the top of her head wet. She said 'I've rubbed my hair REALLY hard and managed to dry it at the back, but I couldnt dry the top. I've had a shower though. Yes, I really have'. She had a little round patch of wet hair on top and the long bits were bone dry. I asked for a lovely cuddle so I could smell her nice clean hair and her face dropped like a stone! She's in the shower now (I've checked) and she's not singing. I laughed like a drain!! __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

04-01-2009, 18:03	#8
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA she's just walked in dripping wet 'NOW do you believe I've had a shower'. I sniffed her hair again - 'Daisy did you wash any part of you with soap or shampoo?' 'Nope' 'GET BACK IN THE SHOWER!!!!' __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

04-01-2009, 18:03	#9
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	ROFL ! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

04-01-2009, 18:04	#10
G\|mp Big Ass cock made of snow! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Wolverhampingtonville Posts: 108	A quick spray should have acted as a deterrent __________________